Minor complaints thread (11 Viewers)

[Cornu Ammonis]

Lashing rain, started driving towards the M50 so stuck on my wipers. They stop working just before I take the slip road on to the motorway. Had to crawl back to the house, I'm sure the drivers behind thought I was a cunt. Still waiting for a break in the rain so I can get around to the garage.

 

[Cormcolash]

Theres this guy I work with and he's such a dickhead. He's not even anywhere near me or doing anything wrong, but occasionally I hear his voice across the office and I feel like I get this rush of aggression. I'll probably kill him one day.

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[ilovehoovering]

tickets for gigs going on sale over six months before the gig takes place. I'm cool with this if it's for AC/DC or some other massive event but not when it's for fucking Belle & Sebastian. three months notice would be grand lads!

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Gotta do a presentation. I'm scared.

 

[Squiggle]

Gotta do a presentation. I'm scared.

Don't worry about it, you'll be fine.

 

[Jill Hives]

Newlands Cross traffic.

 

[therealjohnny]

The bike I got for my birthday a few years ago is in an awful state; rust, perished tyres, broken brake cable. I keep meaning to do something about it. Yesterday as I glanced guiltily at it as I walked past it I realised that the key to the U-lock was on the same keyring as the my old car keys..which I sold a couple of months ago.

Why does everything have to be so hard

 

[hydromancer]

So I passed a claw machine today a double claw machine where you can only move left or right once. Anyway eventually I got a an ER in a pyjama suit the only thing is there was a ted already stuck in the hole blocking it and now both of them are stuck there because they are to big. I think if I go back with some cloths hanger wire I might be able to fish them out they both have glittery envelopes.

 

[therealjohnny]

Claw machine thread!

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

So I passed a claw machine today a double claw machine where you can only move left or right once. Anyway eventually I got a an ER in a pyjama suit the only thing is there was a ted already stuck in the hole blocking it and now both of them are stuck there because they are to big. I think if I go back with some cloths hanger wire I might be able to fish them out they both have glittery envelopes.

Just bring a small, curious child.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

The bike I got for my birthday a few years ago is in an awful state; rust, perished tyres, broken brake cable. I keep meaning to do something about it. Yesterday as I glanced guiltily at it as I walked past it I realised that the key to the U-lock was on the same keyring as the my old car keys..which I sold a couple of months ago.

Why does everything have to be so hard

My Dad took the keys to my lovely Saab with him on holidays for the one week that I was home a few years ago.
I needed it moved to my brother's so I could sell it.
Couldn't move it without keys.

It was then nicked the following month and the Gards were less than no help.
The insurance had lapsed so I got nothing. It was worth about six grand or so.

 

[Lili Marlene]

Shake it Off is now in my head.

Match point: Taylor Swift

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Shake it Off is now in my head.

Match point: Taylor Swift

The little laugh after "go on too many dates" is my favourite bit.

 

[Lili Marlene]

The little laugh after "go on too many dates" is my favourite bit.

Listen, I'm not mental. If I'm at a wedding and this comes on I'll dance with everyone else

but my god, it's such a calculated piece of music. So calculated that I can break it down into component parts that I like and dislike. Max Martin is such an evil genius.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

So I passed a claw machine today a double claw machine where you can only move left or right once. Anyway eventually I got a an ER in a pyjama suit the only thing is there was a ted already stuck in the hole blocking it and now both of them are stuck there because they are to big. I think if I go back with some cloths hanger wire I might be able to fish them out they both have glittery envelopes.

I had to google 'claw machine' before this made any sense..

 

[hydromancer]

Yer got them no prob coat hanger worked a treat two scores they had

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

Lashing rain, started driving towards the M50 so stuck on my wipers. They stop working just before I take the slip road on to the motorway. Had to crawl back to the house, I'm sure the drivers behind thought I was a cunt. Still waiting for a break in the rain so I can get around to the garage.

And of course they work fine when I get around to the garage.

 

[therealjohnny]

A job I thought was due this coming weekend turns out to be due for about two weeks from now

And I took it on myself to work on it over the bank holiday weekend

Like some sort of fucking American

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Like some sort of fucking American

Like a winner you mean!

 

[therealjohnny]

sob