Minor complaints thread (3 Viewers)

[JohnnyRaz]

Cause she's not a fat enough bitch already

youre lucky jane dosnt post here anymore. this thread would have exploded.

 

[pete]

FAO @jane...

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I had a dream I was paralyzed.

At least I wasn't married though, wha'?

Really though, wtf? Never felt as good waking up.

 

[Cormcolash]

youre lucky jane dosnt post here anymore. this thread would have exploded.

Haha, saying stuff like that about wanker politicians is totally fair game

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Mary Lou is a secret horn of mine

Totally would.

Likely wouldn't be let.
Might be shot for trying.

 

[Cormcolash]

Definitely be shot if successful

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Definitely be shot if successful

Mickey-capped

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I had a bike accident last week. Fine. Just scrapes and bruises.

But my fucking thigh is throbbing still. Not a mark on it.
Hurts to sit down, stand up, walk. Everything.
It's making me feel old.

Thigh is still fucking sore. Still poxy limping a week fucking later.

I figured it out though. @Jill Hives might like this. I landed on my dumb George Costanza wallet. The pain is exactly that shape and that location.

 

[jonah]

Cause she's not a fat enough bitch already

Quoted for dickheadery/least effective way to make a political criticism ever

 

[jonah]

My beef is as follows:

Had a seizure this morning and had to call in sick. While away had shit go wrong with an account I work on, have had to spend all of sick day, and now most of the night staying up, still in bits, fixing problem. I have to be in work at 7 and go to a wedding tomorrow that I do not want to go to, and I know I'm going to be up til at least four or five fixing this fucking mistake that wasn't even mine.

BASICALLY IM IN A FUCKING BAD MOOD AND MY HEAD IS FALLING OFF.

 

[ernesto]

My beef is as follows:

Had a seizure this morning and had to call in sick. While away had shit go wrong with an account I work on, have had to spend all of sick day, and now most of the night staying up, still in bits, fixing problem. I have to be in work at 7 and go to a wedding tomorrow that I do not want to go to, and I know I'm going to be up til at least four or five fixing this fucking mistake that wasn't even mine.

BASICALLY IM IN A FUCKING BAD MOOD AND MY HEAD IS FALLING OFF.

Sorry to hear that Jonah. All sounds like hell. You'll feel better when the madness is over. Until then, May this Christianity encouraging cat image lighten your mood..

 

[nooleen]

@pete
christcat button please

 

[jonah]

I agree with @nooly; these christcats genuinely make me feel supported.

thanks @ernesto;

 

[RayRay]

Having to do a housewarming tomorrow. I dont know why this is annoying me as i usually dont mind having a session but i really could do something better with my saturday rather then wreck my house

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Having to do a housewarming tomorrow. I dont know why this is annoying me as i usually dont mind having a session but i really could do something better with my saturday rather then wreck my house

Have a big bin in teh kitchen.

As soon as some fucker has put down an empty can, it's in the bin. Ditto for wine bottles.

Have ashtrays for people out the back, so they're not using cans.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

My phone wiped all my contacts overnight. Not that I'll ever actually contact most of them but still.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

My phone wiped all my contacts overnight. Not that I'll ever actually contact most of them but still.

What kind of phone?

Don't smart phones put all your shit automatically in the cloud now?

I lost my phone and logged into my new one and everything was there.

Thanks, NSA!

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

What kind of phone?

Don't smart phones put all your shit automatically in the cloud now?

I lost my phone and logged into my new one and everything was there.

Thanks, NSA!

Some early Samsung galaxy variation. I searched accounts but it only had any email addresses I used saved. I managed to figure out some numbers from my text messages so not a complete disaster.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Just got soaked in a downpour

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Work review today.

Dreading it like a kid dreads the dentist.
If his dentist were also the monster in his closet.