Minor complaints thread (3 Viewers)

[Psycho Punk]

i laughed my hole off at a really fat sausage dog today. is that better?

A greyhound pup tried to bite me at the Dail demo.

 

[therealjohnny]

The blind in my window fell down and I'm too bolloxed to fix it. Now I get woken up my the sun each morning.
Do you know how early the sun comes up? Really fucking early.
Prick

alternatively

 

[Deadmanposting]

alternatively

Handy if you used to date Amy Winehouse, I suppose.

 

[ernesto]

A greyhound pup tried to bite me at the Dail demo.

ah its only a pup!

 

[therealjohnny]

Someone with a terrible bowel problem had a dump last night that will not flush. The smell is permeating the whole office. It's only me and the receptionist in the office...she thinks it was me

 

[Goodbye]

Was it her?

 

[snakybus]

any use of the word "funky" that isn't in reference to funk music

funky architecture, funky cafes

funk off

 

[Goodbye]

How'bout aromas?

 

[snakybus]

if it smells like bootsy collins, I guess

 

[therealjohnny]

any use of the word "funky" that isn't in reference to funk music

funky architecture, funky cafes

funk off

Also, the word 'punky'

should never be used....ever

 

[therealjohnny]

if it smells like bootsy collins, I guess

buttsy

 

[GO]

Its Punky Potato Thursday!

 

[Goodbye]

ooooooohhh fun kay

 

[shower another shower]

Cheese is funky.

 

[shower another shower]

and Heineken out of a bottle.

 

[Jerry Twig]

A greyhound pup tried to bite me at the Dail demo.

Those pro-life pups are bastards

 

[Psycho Punk]

Those pro-life pups are bastards

Worse! A pro-choice girl had it, the pup was an infiltrator!

But Shady was there to protect me.

 

[Deadmanposting]

any use of the word "funky" that isn't in reference to funk music

funky architecture, funky cafes

funk off

"There's a really funky shit in the toilet that will not flush. The receptionist thinks it's me."

No?

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Someone with a terrible bowel problem had a dump last night that will not flush. The smell is permeating the whole office. It's only me and the receptionist in the office...she thinks it was me

"Someone".

Yeah right - that's what you get for dumping with the door open

 

[xsteox]

Made a coffee cake, but took the sponge out shade to early, so when put it on wire-rack, it partly collapsed. And looks a right mess.