Minor complaints thread (5 Viewers)

[washingcattle]

85% of homeless men who abuse alchol in Dublin have beards.

Bollox. J'Accuse.

 

[washingcattle]

Maybe it's an Irish thing... I know lots of Irish men who can't grow beards.
Some weird gene mutation that warrants study methinks.
When food can easily get caught in a beard and go unnoticed by the wearer, it's too long.
Trim that shit, hobo.

Nonsense. Grow a bib, save your shirts.

 

[Psycho Punk]

Maybe it's an Irish thing... I know lots of Irish men who can't grow beards.
Some weird gene mutation that warrants study methinks.
When food can easily get caught in a beard and go unnoticed by the wearer, it's too long.
Trim that shit, hobo.

Probably men who carry certain recessive Neanderthal genes.

 

[therealjohnny]

When food can easily get caught in a beard and go unnoticed by the wearer, it's too long.
Trim that shit, hobo.

For a hobo this could provide unexpected sustenance in a time of need

 

[Psycho Punk]

Bollox. J'Accuse.

Bollix it may be but so is your 90%. Jacques Cousteau

 

[ernesto]

Thinking about what even defines hipster. And having had all of the "styles" in Jill's quoted post at one time or another.
Short hair and beard, dodgy.

watchit there hai now

 

[rettucs]

Sad but you can't have a beard and long hair at the same time because that's kinda homeless man territory.
Short hair & beard okay.
Long hair & clean shaven okay.
Long hair & beard NOT okay.
That's the rules.

Short hair & beard and brazilian okay
Short hair & beard and matted pubice okay
Short hair & beard and nicely groomed pubice okay
Long hair & clean shaven and hairy arse not okay
Long hair & beard and brazilian not okay
Long hair & beard and matted hair and skiddy jox not okay

QED

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Irish people (individually) referring to Irish people (collectively) as 'Paddy'.

 

[rettucs]

Irish people (individually) referring to Irish people (collectively) as 'Paddy'.

I do that when I'm abroad, but not to the collective. Like, this one time myself and a mate were in New York (he lived there at the time) and we had a game of spot the paddy. It was on 5th avenue so it was probably easier than playing the same game on grafton st.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Ah I meant it more in reference to the media (the lads in the Sunday indo are mad into it) and I believe our esteemed leader used it on one occasion.

 

[chutneyfarmer]

When it start's interfering with your Guinness and smells like nicotine, it's gone too far.

No way, that just means it's maturing nicely.

 

[therealjohnny]

.....meh...

 

[Jill Hives]

A constant complaint.... that there are no dresses to be found that hit the knee.
I am in my 30s and would like to be able to lean forward and not show my ass in the process.
Fix this someone.

 

[therealjohnny]

might as well play it for laughs with these classics

 

[Goodbye]

A constant complaint.... that there are no dresses to be found that hit the knee.
I am in my 30s and would like to be able to lean forward and not show my ass in the process.
Fix this someone.

I have zero problem with this occurrence.

 

[Jill Hives]

I have zero problem with this occurrence.

Ass showing in public is not sexy nor is hobbling in high heels.
Ass showing whilst leaning over a counter on one's toes to grab a tea cup from the press in a baggy t-shirt in your HOME probably is...it's a big difference.

 

[washingcattle]

Ass showing in public is not sexy nor is hobbling in high heels.
Ass showing whilst leaning over a counter on one's toes to grab a tea cup from the press in a baggy t-shirt in your HOME probably is...it's a big difference.

It depends on the ass.

 

[pete]

This. Fucking. Weather.

 

[shower another shower]

Heard it was lovely in dublin. shite out here. would say my turf is defo melted back into the wet lands.

 

[Goodbye]

Heard it was lovely in dublin. shite out here. would say my turf is defo melted back into the wet lands.

You're only up the road from me... How can that be? Shplittin the shtowans all day so twas