Minor complaints thread (5 Viewers)

[Jill Hives]

gone, gone, gone. my boss said i looked like a derelict with my beard and unruly hair so i lost the beard.

Sad but you can't have a beard and long hair at the same time because that's kinda homeless man territory.
Short hair & beard okay.
Long hair & clean shaven okay.
Long hair & beard NOT okay.
That's the rules.

 

[shower another shower]

Sad but you can't have a beard and long hair at the same time because that's kinda homeless man territory.
Short hair & beard okay.
Long hair & clean shaven okay.
Long hair & beard NOT okay.
That's the rules.

Except for gingers. Then it's the oposite.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Sad but you can't have a beard and long hair at the same time because that's kinda homeless man territory.
Short hair & beard okay.
Long hair & clean shaven okay.
Long hair & beard NOT okay.
That's the rules.

well my boss was joking. i thought the beard and hair was too much so i shaved it off. i'd post a pic in the self portrait thread but i dunno how : (

 

[washingcattle]

Long hair & beard NOT okay.
That's the rules.

Bollox

Warren Ellis is present, your argument is invalid.

 

[Jill Hives]

Bollox


Warren Ellis is present, your argument is invalid.

I nearly wrote, "sorry washingcattle" in my post above.
That's homeless man territory up there.

 

[Anthony]

Having to lean into the computer to hear the Savage Lovecast today because it can't be played at normal volume when the lads are in the gaff on summer holidays.

 

[GO]

Another donut..another rogue jam squirt..FML

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

should the beard and hair be the same length at all times or is it ok for the beard to be longer? struggling with this issue at the moment.

 

[Goodbye]

Listening to the Savage Lovecast full volume on my headphones

 

[El Topo]

Got a job recently. Having to shave is a pain in the bollox, Not literally.
Re. Beard posts.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Sad but you can't have a beard and long hair at the same time because that's kinda homeless man territory.
Short hair & beard okay.
Long hair & clean shaven okay.
Long hair & beard NOT okay.
That's the rules.

Short hair + beard = possible hipster
Long hair + clean shaven = probable hipster

 

[therealjohnny]

Long hair with a clean shaven face is hipster now? naaaah

 

[rettucs]

have to go back to Ireland tomorrow

 

[El Topo]

Thinking about what even defines hipster. And having had all of the "styles" in Jill's quoted post at one time or another.
Short hair and beard, dodgy.

 

[Goodbye]

outbid in the final 8 seconds on ebay - fuck

 

[Jill Hives]

Long hair with a clean shaven face is hipster now? naaaah

Full beards and clean shaven are not hipster, stupid facial is...especially the soul patch.
Kill the soul patch.

 

[washingcattle]

Hold on a second 90% of homeless men don't have beards. Why does this stereotype still exist ?

And where do they shave ?

 

[Psycho Punk]

Hold on a second 90% of homeless men don't have beards. Why does this stereotype still exist ?

And where do they shave ?

85% of homeless men who abuse alchol in Dublin have beards.

 

[Jill Hives]

Hold on a second 90% of homeless men don't have beards. Why does this stereotype still exist ?

And where do they shave ?

Maybe it's an Irish thing... I know lots of Irish men who can't grow beards.
Some weird gene mutation that warrants study methinks.
When food can easily get caught in a beard and go unnoticed by the wearer, it's too long.
Trim that shit, hobo.

 

[El Topo]

When it start's interfering with your Guinness and smells like nicotine, it's gone too far.