Minor complaints thread (8 Viewers)

[Jill Hives]

I don't feel like tidying up my gaff.

Me either. I've been living in squaller for months. Luckily, I never have visitors.

 

[GO]

Me either. I've been living in squaller for months. Luckily, I never have visitors.

Same here...place is a kip,but its big so it dosent look so bad.Gonna clean it soon though.

I've only ever had 3 visitors!Thankfully not at the same time.I wouldnt be able for a party.

 

[Psycho Punk]

Me either. I've been living in squaller for months. Luckily, I never have visitors.

I'm not that bad, about 3 weeks. I'm just lazy. I do washing up & laundry, just stick em in machines. I need a robot to hoover etc. Got in a cleaner a couple of times. But it was €30 each time.

I must find a non-Feminist GF to exploit.

 

[Psycho Punk]

Black lung

 

[GO]

Its freezing.Think I'll close the window

 

[Jill Hives]

I'm not that bad, about 3 weeks. I'm just lazy. I do washing up & laundry, just stick em in machines. I need a robot to hoover etc. Got in a cleaner a couple of times. But it was €30 each time.

I must find a non-Feminist GF to exploit.

In fairness, my squaller is most other's 'tidy'.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Got notice to move out of house, decided to emigrate, told parents, housemates went and got a new place without me, changed me mind yesterday and decided i'd rather go back to college, have to move all my stuff out today to the parents gaff, have hangover

 

[CinnamonBoy]

In fairness, my squaller is most other's 'tidy'.

Cleaned up my squalor yesterday as I'd the day off.

Which is filthier, I wonder, "squalor" or "squaller". I reckon the second one. The first sounds kinda French and sophisticated.

 

[Jill Hives]

Cleaned up my squalor yesterday as I'd the day off.

Which is filthier, I wonder, "squalor" or "squaller". I reckon the second one. The first sounds kinda French and sophisticated.

It kept coming up misspelled but I went with it anyway.

 

[CinnamonBoy]

It kept coming up misspelled but I went with it anyway.

I googled it actually and it seems to be an acceptable spelling of same. You learn something new etc.

 

[GO]

Got notice to move out of house, decided to emigrate, told parents, housemates went and got a new place without me, changed me mind yesterday and decided i'd rather go back to college, have to move all my stuff out today to the parents gaff, have hangover

Oh good jazes.

 

[Jill Hives]

Renting a TV series on DVD and getting home to find they only gave you disc 5, 6 & 7.
Now I have to go back.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

People borrowing TV series are the bane of my work life.

 

[ratmonkey]

I googled it actually and it seems to be an acceptable spelling of same. You learn something new etc.

Acceptable to whom exactly? (It's a valid word, but I do not think it means what you think it means.)

 

[Jill Hives]

Acceptable to whom exactly? (It's a valid word, but I do not think it means what you think it means.)

Maybe a big wind came and left everything in disarray?

 

[CinnamonBoy]

Acceptable to whom exactly? (It's a valid word, but I do not think it means what you think it means.)

Acceptable to Urban Dictionary, which is good enough for me, as it's got "dictionary" in its name.

Squaller	43 up, 50 down
1. Extremely disgusting conditions. Usually related to living conditions. 2. Any genitalia that is poorly maintained or foul in scent. 1. Mate, I can't believe you live in this squaller! 2. I went to give him head and I almost threw up. It's not a dick, it's fucking squaller!

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[ernesto]

banks being closed on 'good 'friday'. fuckers

 

[Jill Hives]

The last block walk home with the smell of burning in the air.

Then the following thoughts:
Shit, did I leave my cheap hair straightener on?
Why the fuck to I use one anyway? I've straight fucking hair.
I never replaced the battery in the smoke detector.
I was just in a shop, why didn't I buy one?
My place is on fire because I'm a moron.

My place was thankfully NOT on fire but I DID leave the hair straightener on.
The smell must have been coming from Guinness.
I'm now going to go buy a battery and figure out how to get the damn thing back on the ceiling.
I'm pretty sure I broke it when I pulled it off in a "stop beeping" freak out.

 

[rettucs]

I know I'm unfunny and all but still, can't resist

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[Cryptid]

Reaper just crashed. Hadn't saved my 'work'. Sizing up some furniture for a kicking.