Minor complaints thread (4 Viewers)

[therealjohnny]

haven't shaved for over a week...this is going to hurt

 

[Jill Hives]

haven't shaved for over a week...this is going to hurt

Don't shave.

 

[therealjohnny]

I have to, all the grey in my beard is too depressing

 

[GO]

I like the grey in my beard.Pity its so itchy.I'd let it grow otherwise.

Some women find a grey beard irresistible.

I've seen some women like it so much they grew one themselves.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

grey in the beard is great

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

I shaved off my beard the other day when I had a hangover, regretted it then. I just cant settle on the right style. Its gone fairly grey now.

 

[ratmonkey]

I have to, all the grey in my beard is too depressing

Just let it grow and be a villain in a kung fu film.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

FUCK its cold

I ate three tunnock's caramels just as I was about to start cooking me tea. I'll have to wait an hour or two now to eat

 

[GO]

Thank fuck..I thought it was just me

 

[Mormon Nailer]

The whole putting the bog roll in the bin thing.
Still can't get used to it.
So instead .........FLUSH ROULETTE
They just put a sign up in the jacks at work about it - they may as well have put a picture of me on the sign. cause it was aimed squarely in my direction.

 

[Jim Daniels]

Bickering couples

LEAVE IT AT HOME! JESUS!

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

The whole putting the bog roll in the bin thing.
Still can't get used to it.
So instead .........FLUSH ROULETTE
They just put a sign up in the jacks at work about it - they may as well have put a picture of me on the sign. cause it was aimed squarely in my direction.

Have you caused a nasty flood yet? I got over that pretty quickly, havent done it for a few years.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Have you caused a nasty flood yet? I got over that pretty quickly, havent done it for a few years.

Not quite a flood yet.
A couple of blockages all right.

The bog brush looks like the tattered sails of a ghost ship with all the dried on bog roll.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

What's the polite thing to do here, do you fess up or just close the lid and pretend it never happened?

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

What's the polite thing to do here, do you fess up or just close the lid and pretend it never happened?

The polite thing to do is put it in the bin

 

[mel gibson]

unbled radiator
missing radiator key

 

[Mormon Nailer]

unbled radiator
missing radiator key

Drill + self tapping screw + balls of steel = a way to bleed a radiator

 

[Mormon Nailer]

The polite thing to do is put it in the bin

I have kind of got into this for the polishing phase
But the first go. No. No No.
Can't do it.

 

[mel gibson]

Drill + self tapping screw + balls of steel = a way to bleed a radiator

Have a drill,I have balls (not very steely though)...but whats a self tapping screw?

 

[Theseus Mock]

What's the polite thing to do here, do you fess up or just close the lid and pretend it never happened?

I love that moment during a "heavy" flush when the bowl starts to ominously fill up, but then in a moment of surrender, it takes one giant glug and whisks everything away to the gods of the sewage system.