Messages scrawled in the dirt on cars (1 Viewer)

[jane]

ru gon 2c d framezzz omg i hpe tristan goz cuz i m gon2 ha ha ha i m zo fun e rem last nite it wuz mad al2gthr copaface rulz omg so mch talent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

ru gon 2c d framezzz omg i hpe tristan goz cuz i m gon2 ha ha ha i m zo fun e rem last nite it wuz mad al2gthr copaface rulz omg so mch talent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Style Book says you should have at least two '1's in with your exclamation points.
e.g. tumpd iz so gay nw!!!!!!11!!

 

[jane]

sorrrreeeeeeeeeeee!!!!11!!!!1!!!!

dat btr??????????////???

Cuz u no i lv stylin!1!!!!11!!!!

OMG!!!!!!!11!!!!!

 

[rettucs]

written on my car - VOLVO

on the other side it says 'TUMPED IS 4 PRIX'

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

I was in a car with a load of mates driving from Dublin to Meath a few years back. Two other friends were following on a bike. Before we left one of the bike lads came over and scrawled something on the side of the car but none of us looked out to check. About half way there we were driving through a small town and some Gardai pulled us over and walked up to the car signaling us to roll the window down. He leaned down into the window and said "Dickmobile is it lads?" There was a lovely big picture of a cock to accompany it too.

funniest post ever

"dickmobile is it is lads?"

 

[nonemoreblack]

Gorillas mot as scare now,

at the leccy picnic 2006.



Gorillas mot as scare now

 

[bloopitybloop]

"[email protected]"

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

The van had a Galway registration. Drogheda is a funny kind of place

GIGANTIC understatement.

 

[shitepipe]

[SIZE=+1]
"Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show. To begin my life with the beginning of my life, I record that I was born (as I have been informed and believe) on a Friday, at twelve o'clock at night. It was remarked that the clock began to strike, and I began to cry, simultaneously." [/SIZE]

cracks me up every time

 

[timbot]

http://dirtycarart.com/index.html

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

'nazis are cool'

 

[flashback]

'nazis are cool'

very hard to argue with that, I mean,

 

[avernus]

"Local boy does good" on some BMW in Swords.

 

[tombstome]

On the way home from Newcastle to Sunderland i wrote in the dirty backwindow of Stubbs van
"help i'm being kidnapped"
two weeks later the coppers pulled him in to question him.
he of course looks like a kidnapper so he had a lot of explaining to do.

 

[flashback]

"Local boy does good" on some BMW in Swords.

A lad I knew started this snow plowing business, and made rakes of cash.
So, he bought a car with a vanity reg plate "SNOW MUNY" or something I think it was.

Except over here, cocaine is called snow.

The cops didn't really see the joke.