Meeting People (5 Viewers)

[JohnnyRaz]

. Even the properly retarded ones.

this is the whole dumber = fun for a while concept?

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Dear Chef Eugene,

While it will be hard to forget you rattling your balls in the pantry where we changed after a evenings work, or your habit of sneaking up behind me an pinching me, hard, on the ring as I bent down for something in the cold room, or the sight of you dusting your crotch with cornflower because you had "eyer in your hole", you taught me to cook. And for this evening that'll do fine.

Thanks,

Mormon.

 

[jonah]

Right so the meeting is fine, how do you convince someone to like you after you've met them? WARGH. I am celibate for the rest of my life.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Mind altering drugs are the answer J.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Right so the meeting is fine, how do you convince someone to like you after you've met them? WARGH. I am celibate for the rest of my life.

The only sensible normal advice on this topic I have ever read has come from here. http://dir.salon.com/topics/mr_blue/

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Right so the meeting is fine, how do you convince someone to like you after you've met them? WARGH. I am celibate for the rest of my life.

Dear Mr. Blue,
How can I knock some guy's socks off?
Dating



Dear Dating,

Be cool. Don't try too hard. Be quiet and funny. Speak succinctly and say what you think and don't say all that's on your mind. Leave early. And kiss him on the lips. And turn away and don't look back.

 

[ann post]

i went to the gealteacht tonight to see a poetry thingy for the arts festival. i am in love with the girl in the green dress.

 

[rettucs]

i went to the gealteacht tonight to see a poetry thingy for the arts festival. i am in love with the girl in the green dress.

an cailin ailinn ins an guna glas?

 

[ann post]

an cailin ailinn ins an guna glas?

I'm a little rusty, but for the non irish speakers, this translates as

"Lorraine, my density has bought me to you"

 

[JohnnyRaz]

Right so the meeting is fine, how do you convince someone to like you after you've met them? WARGH. I am celibate for the rest of my life.

this comic - by the mighty bob byrne, tells you all you'll ever need to know about male/female relationships....
http://clamnuts.com/comic/the-cycle

 

[Lili Marlene]

Hmm, that cartoon may be true about the sex but not the dancing. Although I would have thought women were into the sex as well.




HMMM

 

[rettucs]

Right so the meeting is fine, how do you convince someone to like you after you've met them? WARGH. I am celibate for the rest of my life.

you could pay them to like you

 

[JohnnyRaz]

Hmm, that cartoon may be true about the sex but not the dancing. Although I would have thought women were into the sex as well.




HMMM

it does have a picture of a micky in it.

 

[Jim Daniels]

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[egg_]

I fucking love dancing

 

[Mormon Nailer]

I have agreed to go to this tonight!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO8-9OWzPOQ

20 thousand couples
40 thousand bic lighters
and me.

 

[ernesto]

I have agreed to go to this tonight!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO8-9OWzPOQ

20 thousand couples
40 thousand bic lighters
and me.

i didnt know you were gay

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Ha.
I'd make one hell of a bear!
But no.

 

[ann post]

20 thousand couples
40 thousand bic lighters
and 900 barrels of prada
We had eight million bails of old rather quiant tails,
In the hold of the Irish Rover.

.. !gloat

 

[Mormon Nailer]

90 minutes of mid tempo piano ballads
All completely identical to my ear.
Played with dead seriousness and earnestness
A basketball scoreboard big screen with dead pixels and a VW logo
Singer changed trilbys 3 times
Finished with a couple of anthems Coldplay rejected for being too hackneyed
Fun.