Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
- Turn any female into your willing slave!
number two is just a bit risque surely?
[- Turn their sexual switches on and off at will!
i gave my ladyfriend a bloody nose out on wednesday.my secret move is beating up ladies in my sleep.i tend to move about a lot and flail wildly.the last girl i had got head butted,kicked,punched twice and an alarm clock dumped on her head.poor thing.
I once saw an attractive girl in a Mansun t-shirt. That was surprising and more impressive than a smiths t-shirt. well to me at least
"wears a mansun t-shirt" is now my only prerequisite
Remember when we used to laugh at smug married people Squiggle? Remember those days?
some day you can google that
i'm very happy for you
Upgrade your account now to disable all ads...
Upgrade nowWe use essential cookies to make this site work, and optional cookies to enhance your experience.