Mattresseseses (1 Viewer)

[sarah]

hmmm are landlords obliged to buy new mattresses?

the fella is moving in to a place and there was some prettty manky person living there before... I refuse to stay there until a pristine one has been installed.

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

hmmm are landlords obliged to buy new mattresses?

the fella is moving in to a place and there was some prettty manky person living there before... I refuse to stay there until a pristine one has been installed.

in the meantime ive a nice spread sarah.
morto for your boyfriend.

 

[sarah]

in the meantime ive a nice spread sarah.
morto for your boyfriend.

geee that's soo nice of you, wait till I tell the fella!


the room is nice just the bed that's been sweated in by unsavoury characters. eeep

 

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hmmm are landlords obliged to buy new mattresses?

the fella is moving in to a place and there was some prettty manky person living there before... I refuse to stay there until a pristine one has been installed.

I think (almost 90% sure) they do.
I moved into a place that had a AIDS ridden mattress, and the first night, at 2am, I hauled the bastard out into the front garden, and told him to take it away and buy a new one that day.
In a furious temper.
And he did, no questions asked.

 

[sarah]

I think (almost 90% sure) they do.
I moved into a place that had a AIDS ridden mattress, and the first night, at 2am, I hauled the bastard out into the front garden, and told him to take it away and buy a new one that day.
In a furious temper.
And he did, no questions asked.

cheers for the advice, he can burn it in his yard, really
be a celebratory way of introducing yourself to the neighbours.

also thanks for that beautiful image, don't think I'll ever sleep easily again in a mattress that isn't still in cellophane. sorry I mean seram wrap

 

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sorry I mean seram wrap

cling film is grand. I'm a paddy loike.

 

[CinnamonBoy]

Might I recommed my set-up:

A bog standard mattress,

then one of these over it:


Then one of these 100% lambswool beauties (it's like crowd-surfing (in your sleep) on a flock of sheep):

Then a regular sheet.

Result: lots of !zed