"Macca Beat me up" (1 Viewer)

[MrT]

 

[HMD]

I prefer Wings

they would have helped her up the steps

 

[Goff]

Ah, hell hath no fury, etc. Sounds a bit like revenge after Macca's people made her out to be a high class prozzie. High class, wha'?!

Leave them to it is what I say. It's their bizniz.

Macca is an insecure gobshite who's not at all squeaky clean. Per Philip Norman anyway.

 

[Chad]

he used to call her tripod as well apparently and the sex was always him on top her leg akimbo...

 

[snakybus]

Remember that band Stump? They were Irish.

They had a song called Charlton Heston Put His Vest On

very early use of sampling

ngglbbth will know what I'm talking about

anyway, they should, uh.... reform and, uh, Heather Mills should be...in the band?

 

[japeo]

he used to call her tripod as well apparently and the sex was always him on top her leg akimbo...

she wanted a plane for the divorce settlement...




so she could shave her leg.




or did somebody already say that?

 

[Pantone247]

wasn't there a story a while back that she was giving him a hard time?

from Wikipedia

On July 30, 2006, Paul McCartney filed for divorce from Heather Mills citing "unreasonable behaviour."

so "unreasonable" he had to go upside her head?

 

[Lord Damian]

upside her head

this phrase has me mystified. is there a corresponding "downside"? is that what a spanking is?

"you kids behave or i'll give you one downside your ass!".

just doesn't sound right.

 

[thad wrongcock]

this phrase has me mystified. is there a corresponding "downside"? is that what a spanking is?

"you kids behave or i'll give you one downside your ass!".

just doesn't sound right.

shaddap, yank.

 

[Lord Damian]

shaddap, yank.

hmmmm. interesting.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

look she's probably just on her periods
women are mental, leave her alone

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Remember that band Stump? They were Irish.

They had a song called Charlton Heston Put His Vest On

very early use of sampling

ngglbbth will know what I'm talking about

anyway, they should, uh.... reform and, uh, Heather Mills should be...in the band?

she could be the dancer - a kind of Bez.

 

[ratmonkey]

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[ratmonkey]

Finally macca earns my respect.
This makes up for mull of kintyre, what the fucks a mull anyway?

A short mullet.

 

[Wilbert]

I prefer Wings

They're only the band the Beatles could have been.

 

[Unicron]

At least when she complained to him about him not cleaning the house he didn't reply every time with "Oh well, at least I'm not a moany bitch!" like round my gaff.

Do you still live with Andy?

 

[Unicron]

she wanted a plane for the divorce settlement...




so she could shave her leg.




or did somebody already say that?

Paul bought her a plane for christmas one year.

She uses Imac on the other one.

 

[Hector Grey]

It'll be hilarious if the press hound Heather to an early grave as a result of these allegedly false allegations but then it emerges that they were true all along and the entire Beatles catalogue is revised by history to be nothing but the output of mysogynist megalomaniacs and everyone feels really really bad for what they said about Heather and they make her into a saint purely out of guilt. That would be hilarious. Ha ha ha.

everything is created by misogynist meglomaniacs.
would anything really change?

 

[Vinnie]

The Beatles are supposed to be about 4 happy go lucky jack the lad scousers touching the stars in heaven, not a bunch of freaks making a coincidence. If The Beatle's legacy is corrupted it will start a chain reaction of events that will ultimately lead to the end of The Grammys and possibly even Europe and by proxy, The Eurovision. I'm making this into a science fiction movie.

 

[ron]

You'll be tellin us about Paul and Heather next.....
Celebrity sandwiches and Inheat
Who cares?