"Macca Beat me up" (3 Viewers)

[Lefty Frizzell]

could be that skynews has been spoofed

I think the Daily Mail broke the story.

 

[Pantone247]

Carry her, surely.

the man is a pensioner!!!

no it was her decision to race motor cars or whatever it is that lost her a leg, she should'nt have to expect someone twice her age to carry her about

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

he learned from the best

 

[smallbrownbear]

maybe someone should check in with Jane Asher and see why she took to baking cakes rather than be a Beatle wife...

...Macca had said in some earlier comments that peggy has a terrible temper and is emotionally unstable...

pot kettle black?

personally i can't see old Paul MaCockoff being the mistreating kind

 

[Pantone247]

are you saying he might have murdered Linda?

 

[RSJ]

Carry her, surely.

I imagine that'd be pretty tricky, all lopsided like.

 

[MrT]

Finally macca earns my respect.
This makes up for mull of kintyre, what the fucks a mull anyway?

jehaysis

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13547609,00.html

 

[Lord Damian]

are you saying he might have murdered Linda?

holy shit. maybe he's the one responsible for the death of Paul McCartney too!

spooky.

 

[Bellatrix]

are you saying he might have murdered Linda?

I think there can be little doubt at this stage.

We urgently need to sacrifice him to our Gods.

 

[MrT]

" I'm not saying she's lying (before the Feminists get all pissed), "

Yes because claiming a woman might lie is sexist?

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Linda died from a hash overdose.

 

[MrT]

I heard he did weird shit to her stump too.

 

[Lord Damian]

" I'm not saying she's lying (before the Feminists get all pissed), "

Yes because claiming a woman might lie is sexist?

this woman wouldn't lie about a thing like this. not even if she were to have million$ to gain and the allegation impossible to prove.

 

[smallbrownbear]

...i buried Paul...

 

[Charlie Bucket]

:: Vomited on himself after a drinking session and staggered home drunk and slurring, demanding his dinner

so she was mad at him because he came home legless??

 

[Vinnie]

It'll be hilarious if the press hound Heather to an early grave as a result of these allegedly false allegations but then it emerges that they were true all along and the entire Beatles catalogue is revised by history to be nothing but the output of mysogynist megalomaniacs and everyone feels really really bad for what they said about Heather and they make her into a saint purely out of guilt. That would be hilarious. Ha ha ha.

 

[MrT]

Ok so what we're saying is, he murdered Lynda with helen's amputated leg?
Is that the concensous?

 

[dunderhead]

that is bloody hilarious.

ah macca you wife beating drunk, will you ever learn. "Forced her to crawl on her hands and knees up steps of plane....". You can just picture him dumping her outta the chair and shouting and pointing at her as she squirms on the ground at the foot of the plane stairs.
"Vomitted on himself... staggered home....demanding his dinner". Theres a song in there ya know.

 

[MrT]

I read the news today oh, boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well, i just had to laugh...

 

[Lord Damian]

It'll be hilarious if the press hound Heather to an early grave as a result of these allegedly false allegations but then it emerges that they were true all along and the entire Beatles catalogue is revised by history to be nothing but the output of mysogynist megalomaniacs and everyone feels really really bad for what they said about Heather and they make her into a saint purely out of guilt. That would be hilarious. Ha ha ha.

that wouldn't be funny at all. that would be very sad. i happen to love the White Album.