loud pissing and pooing (1 Viewer)

[whathappen?]

i'm in an internet cafe and am sitting next to the loo. i can hear everyon pissing and pooing.
oh ....what entertainment.bodily functions never fail to amuse me

 

[The Schnapper]

I hate the sound of shit hitting the water and im very picky about where I shit too

 

[Rachel666]

I know loads of girls who'll plug it up till they can go home.

 

[dunderhead]

in my last place of work was taking a crap one day, standard, nothing exciting. Anyway, to my left i heard this roaring fart followed by the usual solid to water noise, somewhere to my left was a another guy who simply burst his hole laughing(pun not intended) once he heard this. Did bring a smile to my face aswell actually(the guy laughing that is rather than the sound of shit hitting water).

 

[Chad]

in my last place of work was taking a crap one day, standard, nothing exciting. Anyway, to my left i heard this roaring fart followed by the usual solid to water noise, somewhere to my left was a another guy who simply burst his hole laughing(pun not intended) once he heard this. Did bring a smile to my face aswell actually(the guy laughing that is rather than the sound of shit hitting water).

ahhh the toilet cubicle camaraderie*...



*not the george michael kind

 

[egg_]

I hate when you're sitting struggling with a difficult shit and some fucker comes into the stall next door and plop plop plop they're done. Fuckers

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

I had a 2 or 3 month run last year when i never had to shit in work. My digestive system was like an atomic clock.

Thats all changed now unfortunately, i've tried everything short of hypnosis. It comes on very quickly, like bam! I'm off.

 

[whathappen?]

nothing worse than rushing to the loo in tom barrys and finding a floater

 

[whathappen?]

lol or listening to girls do their kegal exercises...thats funny

 

[Janer]

Avernonous will go livid when he see's this thread, I mean..........he couldn't handle the wanking thread and now this on top
ye gods lol

 

[whathappen?]

we can only aim to please

 

[theoootini]

nothing worse than rushing to the loo in tom barrys and finding a floater

do you work there or summat? ah..:heart:tom barrys:heart:... one of me fav pubs. i used to work in a photocopy shop beside ucc and tom or his mum used to come in and p/copy the times crossword to put out on the tables for every evening during the week. tom still salutes me. bless

 

[theoootini]

hanley wants me to divulge my poo story so here goes:
i was fairly twatted one night trying to find some party or other and i fell asleep on a doorstep. next thing i know i was woken up by two extremely irate lads whose doorstep i had fallen asleep on. they were gesticulating like mad pointing at this turd on the ground and telling me to clean it up. which i did in my drunken stupor ( i think one of them gave me a dustpan). i complied-anything to keep the peace- i i think i thought they mistook a dog turd for one o mine...the next day, after some reflection, i came to the conclusion that it was in fact, one of my doo doos. which i had fallen asleep next to. the horror...

 

[Theseus Mock]

I hate when you're sitting struggling with a difficult shit and some fucker comes into the stall next door and plop plop plop they're done. Fuckers

Yeah 'the professional'

I tend to use the handicapped jax in work, more roomy.

 

[billygannon]

I wear nappies so I've never had this problem.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

lol or listening to girls do their kegal exercises...thats funny

what in the name of the blessed virgin mary is a kegal exercise

 

[Yurn!]

Anyone ever REALLY be trying to force one and the guy in the next cubicle offers you his hand to squeeze?

Brothers in arms.

 

[deedee]

Some mad woman I work with can't flush the toilet after herself/shits on the seat/leaves floaters all the time. Why didn't her parents toilet train her?

 

[egg_]

what in the name of the blessed virgin mary is a kegal exercise

It's where you tense your muscles as if to suck your piss back in.
Strengthens the pelvic floor muscles, apparently. Important for preventing post-pregnancy incontinence in women, also supposed to make you better in the sack (if you're a girl)

 

[BC]

It's where you tense your muscles as if to suck your piss back in.
Strengthens the pelvic floor muscles, apparently. Important for preventing post-pregnancy incontinence in women, also supposed to make you better in the sack (if you're a girl)

and for men, makes one able to delay ejaculation for as long as possible with regular practice.