loud pissing and pooing (1 Viewer)

[Sufi]

hanley wants me to divulge my poo story so here goes:
the next day, after some reflection, i came to the conclusion that it was in fact, one of my doo doos. which i had fallen asleep next to. the horror...

How you dont get beaten up on a regular basis is beyond me. Myst be those puppy dog eyes....!bog

 

[hanley]

hanley wants me to divulge my poo story so here goes:
i was fairly twatted one night trying to find some party or other and i fell asleep on a doorstep. next thing i know i was woken up by two extremely irate lads whose doorstep i had fallen asleep on. they were gesticulating like mad pointing at this turd on the ground and telling me to clean it up. which i did in my drunken stupor ( i think one of them gave me a dustpan). i complied-anything to keep the peace- i i think i thought they mistook a dog turd for one o mine...the next day, after some reflection, i came to the conclusion that it was in fact, one of my doo doos. which i had fallen asleep next to. the horror...

never ceases to amuse me
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[Sufi]

never ceases to amuse me
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Rob.

id say that says as much about you as it dose about aid to be honest...

Then again we had a friend who talked for about 12 hours the sunday night of electric picnic about shitting on a swan so maybe its the company we keep...

 

[theoootini]

twelve hours talking about one episode of the boosh eh? glad i slept thru that one

 

[Sufi]

twelve hours talking about one episode of the boosh eh? glad i slept thru that one

not even talking about the episode just saying "killed a swan, had a shit on it".

For once you were better off asleep.

 

[theoootini]

ferg?

 

[Sufi]

ferg?

Nope he was talking about spider bags.

It was colm. Too much fiesta not enough siesta turned him into a bit of a jibbering idiot by sunday night.

 

[hanley]

ferg?

Pherg?