Lame Country Music Song Titles (1 Viewer)

[Seelan]

Lame Country Music Song Titles (these are all real)

* Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight?
* Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
* Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
* How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
* I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
* I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
* I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
* I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
* I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
* I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
* I Wouldn't Take You To A Dog Fight Even If I Thought You Could Win
* I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
* I'm Havin' Daydreams About Night Things In The Middle Of The Afternoon
* I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
* I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
* I've Got Red Eyes From Your White Lies And I'm Blue All The Time
* I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back In My Bed While I Cry Over You
* If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me
* If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
* Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
* May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
* My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
* Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
* She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
* The Last Word In Lonesome Is "me"
* They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
* When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
* You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
* You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
* You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
* You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

 

[La La]

there is a bored in work thread y'know.....

 

[spuded]

* I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

de nov should cover this, deadly song title.|..|

 

[RSJ]

I think there's a spelling error in the title of this thread, as clearly all those song titles are awesome.

 

[spuded]

i'll agrree with you on that, i see you have some whiping boy pictures there bud

 

[RSJ]

Yeah, saw 'em last friday. Pants they were. Think i might have been spoiled though, y'know, having seen dillinger four twice in one weekend, anything's a disappointment....

 

[Napalm]

Yeah, saw 'em last friday. Pants they were. Think i might have been spoiled though, y'know, having seen dillinger four twice in one weekend, anything's a disappointment....

In all fairness to whipping boy, there not exactly punk rock but have some great songs and it was their first day back in the office after 7 years..

 

[RSJ]

Ah yeah, i love 'em, but did you hear the reports of the other gigs? Ferghal was horribly drunk, talking complete bollocks throughout and didn't manage to sing a single song in tune. No joke, about 20 mins in, half the crowd were gone.

 

[Himself]

Lame?????!!!!Those are the best song titles I've seen in years.Honestly.

 

[glen]

 

[Seelan]

well the place i read them at said theyre lame
yeah theyre great .|..| reminds me of anal cunt

 

[ElderLemon]

Ah yeah, i love 'em, but did you hear the reports of the other gigs? Ferghal was horribly drunk, talking complete bollocks throughout and didn't manage to sing a single song in tune. No joke, about 20 mins in, half the crowd were gone.

Thanks for this info. I was arguing last week with the drummer about the relative merits of Whipping Boy and the Sultans, and which reunion gig it'd be better to go to. I insisted that Whipping Boy were half the band the Sultans were, and he vice versa. I went to see the Sultans on Saturday in the Village and it was the best gig I was at all year - NOF really was on top form. This fact, combined with your report of the Whipping Boy gigs, gives me the necessary to gloat all over his ass next time we revisit this argument...

 

[spuded]

Yeah, saw 'em last friday. Pants they were. Think i might have been spoiled though, y'know, having seen dillinger four twice in one weekend, anything's a disappointment....

show off bastard

 

[D0njo]

You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat

i cant stop laughing at this...!