Seelan
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Lame Country Music Song Titles (these are all real)
* Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight?
* Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
* Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
* How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
* I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
* I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
* I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
* I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
* I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
* I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
* I Wouldn't Take You To A Dog Fight Even If I Thought You Could Win
* I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
* I'm Havin' Daydreams About Night Things In The Middle Of The Afternoon
* I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
* I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
* I've Got Red Eyes From Your White Lies And I'm Blue All The Time
* I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back In My Bed While I Cry Over You
* If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me
* If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
* Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
* May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
* My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
* Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
* She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
* The Last Word In Lonesome Is "me"
* They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
* When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
* You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
* You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
* You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
* You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
* Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight?
* Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
* Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
* How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
* I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
* I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
* I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
* I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
* I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
* I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
* I Wouldn't Take You To A Dog Fight Even If I Thought You Could Win
* I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
* I'm Havin' Daydreams About Night Things In The Middle Of The Afternoon
* I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
* I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
* I've Got Red Eyes From Your White Lies And I'm Blue All The Time
* I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back In My Bed While I Cry Over You
* If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me
* If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
* Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
* May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
* My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
* Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
* She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
* The Last Word In Lonesome Is "me"
* They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
* When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
* You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
* You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
* You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
* You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly