i'm about to have a nervous breakdown (3 Viewers)

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

Fix me
Fix my head
Fix me please, I don't wanna be dead

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

life is such monotony
without a good lobotomy

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

I was wasted.

 

[Unclealo]

I can't move
I can't breath
and I can shake these clothes off a me

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

Don't you try pretendin'
Telling me it's all right
I might start destroyin'
Everything in my sight!

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

he is lord, he is lord,
he is risen from the dead and he is lord.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

i know the worlds got problems
i got problems of my own
not the kind that can't be solved
WITH AN ATOM BOMB!

 

[whathappen?]

go down to the shop and buy the following
2 large galaxy bars
1 pot of peanut butter
1 pot of nutella
1 batch bread loaf
2 cartons of orange juice
return home
get the following from the kitchen
2 small spoons
1 pint glass
1 knife
1 plate
go the the front room and turn on the telly and do the following
open all jars packets and cartons
spread thick layers of peanut butter on some of the bread
then spread thicker layers of nutella on the same slices
place spoons the the peanut butter and nutella
eat the bread
use the spoons to finish the pots
down one carton of juice
eat the galaxy bars
down the other carton of juice

watch oprah

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

I feel I'm some kind of death machine
With skin and muscles and a heart
That pumps my blood
Time, time, time, time

 

[Willie Willions]

JUST FUCKING RELAX, ALRIGHT?

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

Just make sure you don't go...

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[drkdrk]

Sunshine, lollipops and...

 

[Lili Marlene]

heartbeat increasingheartbeat

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

i hear the thunder of stampeding rhinos, elephants and tacky tigers

 

[Pantone247]

My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad

 

[Jerry Twig]

Funny you neglected to mention your fear that there's gonna be a white minority and the rest will be the majority, eh?

 

[Lili Marlene]

you know when you've been up too long and all that coffee you drank is just making you sweaty and itchy and jittery and no less tired?

I got that today but for no reason. I also have a sore throat and can't sit still for more than 2 minutes. What the hell is going on? I think i'm dying.

 

[Lili Marlene]

me, today

 

[theweeyin]

Are your posts still being outsourced? Maybe it's the boredom that's bringing you down....

 

[Lili Marlene]

no no no, I fired them all on friday in this thread

http://www.thumped.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=70312

they had no loyalty to the I is John brand, just counting the hours to their next paycheque