If Thumped were a cop show... (1 Viewer)

[Denny Oubidoux]

Really? I was thinking more along the lines of a psychotic evil genius.
Janer's more of a lovable rogue or something

he's already been cast as a shoe-shine boy. try to keep up

 

[classic seanc]

how about this? angered by being photographed by squiggle and worried that lala and johnny raz might publish these photos you set out to use your wealth and unusual skills to hunt down and kill all three of them in order to save your reputation and marriage. to this end you fly around in your helicoptor trying to shoot them. at one point you have lala cornered by the wellington momument in the phoenix park but its tricky to shoot her as she keeps running around to a different side and its hard keep up with the hellicoptor. meanwhile, another assassin has been following the signal emmited by the secret tracking device in lala's bra and he triggers a device designed to identify her in a crowd (unnecessary in this situation but nevertheless...). next thing lala's bra starts flashing blue like a police flasher thing and you get freaked out and fly away. lala will still have to escape the second assassin sent by johnny raz on behalf of mackle...

Good but what's my angle? I have to have some sort of devious scheme, as well as a reason for planning it that relates to a childhood trauma of some sort.

 

[classic seanc]

And La La would have to snowboard her way to safety

 

[La La]

And La La would have to snowboard her way to safety

i was going to suggest that but i didnt wanna sound all james bond! .|..|

 

[jillface]

i suppose he's not really a psychotic evil genius

how about thumped's evil bandit or psychotic no.2.... or pete brady.

 

[classic seanc]

psychotic no.2 should really be cast as psychotic no.2

 

[billygannon]

In fairness, this cop show is sounding more and more like an outline of Street Sharks.

 

[classic seanc]

What was it supposed to be?

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Good but what's my angle? I have to have some sort of devious scheme, as well as a reason for planning it that relates to a childhood trauma of some sort.

cant you think of something? we could have a series of flashbacks...

meanwhile, ive broken into state prosecutor bellatrix's appartment and taken a piece of cloth from a coat in her wardrobe. by allowing my dog breda to sniff both pieces of cloth i deduce that the lady found with the hatchet in her back was definitely NOT SP belatrix and that she has infact escaped. where could she be? she'll need to be tracked down as she knows so much about everything. i bring the cloth over to lab boffins flashback and broken arm but between them they manage to destroy the samples and the evidence is lost. im worried that no-one will believe my story until i confide in jane and she then gets onto kirstie about it who confirms that the corpse she prepared for belatrix's funeral was not that of belatrix at all. there is a state funeral going on and there are huge crowds on the streets to mourn belatrix as nobody realises shes so corrupt. lala, squiggle and johnny raz (nobody has yet figured out he's trying to kill lala) take cover in the crowd and make their way to coreys bar

 

[Squiggle]

Who's going to play the recurring villain?

Muffin.

cos she's the last one people would expect to be the bad girl, which lets her away with murder. alot.

janer, duh.

It has to be Code_Ninja - insane serial killer by night, charming design mogul by day. Nobody suspects him.

cant you think of something? we could have a series of flashbacks...

meanwhile, ive broken into state prosecutor bellatrix's appartment and taken a piece of cloth from a coat in her wardrobe. by allowing my dog breda to sniff both pieces of cloth i deduce that the lady found with the hatchet in her back was definitely NOT SP belatrix and that she has infact escaped. where could she be? she'll need to be tracked down as she knows so much about everything. i bring the cloth over to lab boffins flashback and broken arm but between them they manage to destroy the samples and the evidence is lost. im worried that no-one will believe my story until i confide in jane and she then gets onto kirstie about it who confirms that the corpse she prepared for belatrix's funeral was not that of belatrix at all. there is a state funeral going on and there are huge crowds on the streets to mourn belatrix as nobody realises shes so corrupt. lala, squiggle and johnny raz (nobody has yet figured out he's trying to kill lala) take cover in the crowd and make their way to coreys bar

In Coreys we meet up with HMD PI to find out what he's learned from his stakeout. It seems that SP Belatrix was seen entering seanc's palatial mansion (heavily disguised but the intrepid PI would know that walk anywhere). He stayed watching outside until it was time to meet at coreys but she didn't come back out. The plot thickens...

 

[Osama Van Halen]

HERE...LISTEN... I NEED ANOTHER 10 GRAND OFF THE DEPARTMENT IF I'M GONNA GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.

UNDERQUAANNNDO!!!

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

It has to be Code_Ninja - insane serial killer by night, charming design mogul by day. Nobody suspects him.

In Coreys we meet up with HMD PI to find out what he's learned from his stakeout. It seems that SP Belatrix was seen entering seanc's palatial mansion (heavily disguised but the intrepid PI would know that walk anywhere). He stayed watching outside until it was time to meet at coreys but she didn't come back out. The plot thickens...

at HMD's suugestion, and unbeknownst to jane (who incidentally is in danger of being written out of the series due to complications with her work permit), you resolve to disguise yourself as a maid and get a job cleaning seancs house. you will, of course, have cameras embedded in your duster and dustpan beaming out a live feed which i agree to monitor. corpse mistress kirstie will help you with your disguise although it will have to be quick as her own body is corroding from all the make up she's lathered herself in. she will expend her last breath telling jane about this plan and so jane will be able to rescue you just as things go pear-shaped at seancs

HERE...LISTEN... I NEED ANOTHER 10 GRAND OFF THE DEPARTMENT IF I'M GONNA GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.

UNDERQUAANNNDO!!!

talk to hippy mayor pete - if you can catch him while he's stoned he'll most likely agree to the extra funding. who are you again?

 

[theweeyin]

Oh, no, that won't work. You absolutely must ride each other. The success of this show relies almost entirely on the fact that everyone will ride everyone else.

Yesssssss! Bagsie all the fit, young roughians !ninjaaaa

 

[classic seanc]

173 posts into this fictional cop show based on this forum, and there's no mention of alternative Irish music.



!ninjaaaa

 

[carbide]

any room for a meddling amateur with an zelig-like knack for being present at murder scenes?

less of a dallas vibe than my avatar though.

 

[Hector Grey]

173 posts into this fictional cop show based on this forum, and there's no mention of alternative Irish music.



!ninjaaaa

maybe glen h can have walk on part in episode F#40112

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

any room for a meddling amateur with an zelig-like knack for being present at murder scenes?

less of a dallas vibe than my avatar though.

thats kinda like my role - maybe we could develop a romantic subplot featuring our characters? i think you should be a glasses and pink frock wearing nerd.

 

[classic seanc]

maybe glen h can have walk on part in episode F#40112

I'd like an episode where the Rock Jihad turns into an actual Jihad. It can be an end of season cliffhanger

 

[Johnnyc]

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

who does harvey keitel post as???
i know the others