If Thumped were a cop show... (1 Viewer)

[It Will Never Last]

I've changed my mind, I want to be Tosh Lyons, or DI Burnside.

 

[It Will Never Last]

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[It Will Never Last]

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[Squiggle]

Okay, before we jump the gun here, it's very important that everyone who will need a moustache is going to have a moustache by the time we start shooting.

Pete, I'm looking at you. Who ever heard of a mayor without a moustache?

Who ever heard of a Mayor with long hair... but I don't think Pete's going to be getting a haircut so we'll just have to make our own rules.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

*La La is the intrepid journalist who doesn't just stop at the press conference -- she wants the truth. And puppies.

myself and lala have a seriously strained love hate relationship, we both ocasionally swap leads etc. And though theres ocasional moments of tenderness between us it only goes so far as I always ruin the moment by shooting some perp with my oversized gun.

 

[nofriendo]

Shut up lads! I don't want to ride Ernesto.

seanc .... rape victim no.1
code ninja - serial killer

 

[jane]

myself and lala have a seriously strained love hate relationship, we both ocasionally swap leads etc. And though theres ocasional moments of tenderness between us it only goes so far as I always ruin the moment by shooting some perp with my oversized gun.

Oh, JohnnyRaz, you and that oversized gun -- can't just take the departmental issued sidearm, can you? You know, I think you only carry that thing to make up for your inadequacies in, um, 'other areas'.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

Oh, JohnnyRaz, you and that oversized gun -- can't just take the departmental issued sidearm, can you? You know, I think you only carry that thing to make up for your inadequacies in, um, 'other areas'.

youre just jealous...

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

i think we should film coreys bar scenes in the palace - the spaciousness and pool tables would be ideal, also theres room enough to have a band playing in the distance. jane, in one epsiode i think you (as the cop with the moral conscience) should join the band for a rousing and emotional rendition of "Delta Dawn" which will hint at a troubled past we dont know much about

 

[jane]

i think we should film coreys bar scenes in the palace - the spaciousness and pool tables would be ideal, also theres room enough to have a band playing in the distance. jane, in one epsiode i think you (as the cop with the moral conscience) should join the band for a rousing and emotional rendition of "Delta Dawn" which will hint at a troubled past we dont know much about

Okay, this is actually scary now. Have you got my house bugged? Seriously. Do you know how often I belt out that song? I usually work my way through a medley of tunes by Helen Reddy, and Carole King before singing Joni Mitchell's Blue in its entirety.

Count me in.

 

[jane]

youre just jealous...

Oh, you men!

 

[dudley]

i intend to be both cagney *and* lacey, on a rival show on a rival network

 

[jane]

i intend to be both cagney *and* lacey, on a rival show on a rival network

Um, sorry, but Diddles has that part. On THIS show. And as a Thumped moderator, you can't go to another network. We have you on exclusive contract.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Um, sorry, but Diddles has that part. On THIS show. And as a Thumped moderator, you can't go to another network. We have you on exclusive contract.

maybe we should offer dudley that role in this show? diddles is too busy reading reading yer mans novel in her sleep...

 

[Squiggle]

And Dudley has just scored himself the role of Corpse Number 1 for all the morgue scenes.

 

[Hector Grey]

And Dudley has just scored himself the role of Corpse Number 1 for all the morgue scenes.

corpse with boner #1

 

[La La]

myself and lala have a seriously strained love hate relationship, we both ocasionally swap leads etc. And though theres ocasional moments of tenderness between us it only goes so far as I always ruin the moment by shooting some perp with my oversized gun.

so i dont even get to ride you?









(nice reference to the fact that you're a premature ejaculator)

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

maybe corpse make-up mistress kirstie can be selling corpses to mackle on the side to make a few extra quid for buying herself beauty products (makcle will pimp them out to necrophiles). she could also be a sister of ernesto the stoner bum/corrupt council woman caught riding seanc in the jacks. after wandering in to the bar during janes rendition of Delta Dawn shes moved to place her trust in jane and tell her that she has just sold dudleys corpse to mackle and that it is currently being delivered across the city in a van. cut to police chase and the trolley with the corpse flying out the back of the van and rolling out of control through the city streets

 

[jane]

so i dont even get to ride you?









(nice reference to the fact that you're a premature ejaculator)

Oh, no, that won't work. You absolutely must ride each other. The success of this show relies almost entirely on the fact that everyone will ride everyone else.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

so i dont even get to ride you?


)

maybe in the christmas episode. I'll have put in loads of practicse with my 'little problem'