If Thumped were a cop show... (1 Viewer)

[Denny Oubidoux]

Didn't you ever see the episode of Law and Order where they joined forces with the people from Homicide: Life on the Street? That actually happened. I took my phone off the hook, cancelled all my plans, and drooled from excitement.

there was also a combined episode of the bill and some hospital drama, i forget which one.

 

[It Will Never Last]

Third Watch and ER did the same.

 

[carbide]

ditto murder she wrote and magnum PI.

 

[jane]

ditto murder she wrote and magnum PI.

I think both of our Thumped productions should join up to help out with a Golden Girls reunion.

 

[La La]

we're losing the plot (line) here guys.

 

[Unicron]

ditto murder she wrote and magnum PI.

I remember that. Magnum PI said that he started one of Jessica Fletcher's books but didn't finish it out because he figured out who had done it. Turns out that he got it wrong.

Hilarious.

 

[Osama Van Halen]

BACK AT COREY'S BAR, OSAMA AND LEFTY ARE LAUGHING AT SEAN MILLER.
A PATRON WALKS UP TO THE BAR AND ASKS "WHY DO YOU BOOK HIM IF HE'S SO SHIT?"

"SO THESE GUYS CAN LAUGH AT HIM DICKFACE" GROWLS COREY.

SUDDENLY CODE NINJA SHOWS UP AND THEY HAVE A LOCK IN.

ALLAHQUAANNNDO!!!

 

[Hector Grey]

this really has to end.

 

[La La]

BACK AT COREY'S BAR, OSAMA AND LEFTY ARE LAUGHING AT SEAN MILLER.
A PATRON WALKS UP TO THE BAR AND ASKS "WHY DO YOU BOOK HIM IF HE'S SO SHIT?"

"SO THESE GUYS CAN LAUGH AT HIM DICKFACE" GROWLS COREY.

SUDDENLY CODE NINJA SHOWS UP AND THEY HAVE A LOCK IN.

ALLAHQUAANNNDO!!!

la la is bored out of her mind and despite it clearly being a boy's night only, sticks some van halen on the jukebox, softening osama's heart, so he lets her come in and have a drink.


in the corner, on her own.

 

[HMD]

He's the update. I'm being held captive in a room at the back of corey's. They've been feeding me a load of smack against my will to get me hooked in a french connection type of way. I'm mad out of it.

Help

 

[La La]

this really has to end.

............said hector grey as he comitted suicide, thus making room for a character who actually wants to be in the show.

 

[Corey]

Squiggle gets shot, dies.

 

[Squiggle]

............said hector grey as he comitted suicide, thus making room for a character who actually wants to be in the show.

Actually, since he was found dead in a hotel room three episodes ago with his trews doon... we are unsure what he is doing commenting at all. Dead people should stay dead dammit... this isn't a zombie show.

Having concluded my Jazz, gin and fags binge in Prague I head back to Dublin - the moment I touch down I call my boss to let him know I'm back... the phone is answered but all I can hear is Van Halen playing in the background so I grab a couple of kitchen knives and head to Corey's.



(We need to change the order of those last two posts)

 

[Hector Grey]

Actually, since he was found dead in a hotel room three episodes ago with his trews doon... we are unsure what he is doing commenting at all. Dead people should stay dead dammit... this isn't a zombie show.

Having concluded my Jazz, gin and fags binge in Prague I head back to Dublin - the moment I touch down I call my boss to let him know I'm back... the phone is answered but all I can hear is Van Halen playing in the background so I grab a couple of kitchen knives and head to Corey's.



(We need to change the order of those last two posts)

hey, a guy can have a comeback, right?

currently doing a an after-dinner speech tour. me and rodney marsh.
"and when cose ninja vomited, the lobster was still alive!!"

 

[Corey]

Corey's bar.

Everyones been horsing the booze into them in anticipation of the next two dozen or so posts, Lefty's drunk but playing Trev and winning; and I've just run out of Koppaberg Mixed Fruit.

Shit's really gonna hit the fan now.

 

[Bellatrix]

I've just run out of Koppaberg Mixed Fruit.

What's with the disappearance of said beverage from Dublin bars over the past few months?

Maybe HMD et al should get on that case.

 

[Unicron]

............said hector grey as he comitted suicide, thus making room for a character who actually wants to be in the show.

Namely this one ...

then it all goes horribly wrong ...

/fin

 

[CitySickness]

What's with the disappearance of said beverage from Dublin bars over the past few months?

I've been sneaking around destroying that nasty-ass sickly beverage bottle-by-bottle. It's for your own good, you understand.

Next on the hitlist: WKD.

 

[Squiggle]

I've been sneaking around destroying that nasty-ass sickly beverage bottle-by-bottle. It's for your own good, you understand.

Next on the hitlist: WKD.

By destroying you mean consuming?

 

[CitySickness]

You call it what you want. I call it "The Great Koppaberg Liffey Slick".