If it were socially acceptable to ________, I would __________. (Fill in the blanks.) (2 Viewers)

[jane]

Re: If it were socially acceptable to ________, I would __________. (Fill in the blan

Hi there, thanks for starting this thread.

If it were socially acceptable to quit my job I would not be surprised.


looking forward to your responses,

The I is John team.

H(I) is John team,

See what I did there?

If it were socially acceptable to hire me as your new marketing consultant, you would know that there may be no 'I' in team, but there is in the 'I is John Team' because there is clear leadership and that's what you need for a good team as well.

See you when I start tomorrow in the new job.

All the best,

Jane's PR and Marketing Cuntsultancy

 

[the strange guy]

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If it were socially acceptable to act the bollocks, I would be out of business.

 

[Froog]

Re: If it were socially acceptable to ________, I would __________. (Fill in the blan

If it were socially acceptable to act the bollocks, I would be out of business.

the bollocks trade is a good dollar.

 

[the strange guy]

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The older ladies pay top dollar.

 

[Lili Marlene]

Re: If it were socially acceptable to ________, I would __________. (Fill in the blan

H(I) is John team,

See what I did there?

If it were socially acceptable to hire me as your new marketing consultant, you would know that there may be no 'I' in team, but there is in the 'I is John Team' because there is clear leadership and that's what you need for a good team as well.

See you when I start tomorrow in the new job.

All the best,

Jane's PR and Marketing Cuntsultancy

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[BonsaiSuperstar]

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In the meaning time you may wish to leave us reputation for our accurate and entertaining posts.

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[Jelly_Block]

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if it were socially acceptable to call the queen a paki, I would call the queen a golly wog

 

[Lili Marlene]

Re: If it were socially acceptable to ________, I would __________. (Fill in the blan

shameless! your scam has been unearthed - an offshore rep account

you are in a queue to be replied to and will be dealt with by the next available agent.

 

[Super Dexta]

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If it were socially acceptable to murder people and dump the bodies, I would have far fewer problems.

 

[broken arm]

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If it were socially acceptable to

, I would.

 

[BonsaiSuperstar]

Re: If it were socially acceptable to ________, I would __________. (Fill in the blan

you are in a queue to be replied to and will be dealt with by the next available agent.

you can never silence me Ye are John!!

 

[classic seanc]

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If it were socially acceptable to say nothing at parties, i would go to parties.

If it were socially acceptable to agree with Corey, I would go to the same parties as him.

 

[Cormcolash]

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If it were socially acceptable to beat the shit out of women, I would have some very bloody knuckles by now

 

[the strange guy]

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If it were socially acceptable to make shit jokes, Cormac would have to think harder.

 

[Jill Hives]

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If it were socially acceptable to kick the shins of the person who came up with the new Cadbury eyebrow ad, I would, hard. Very hard.

 

[Cormcolash]

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If it were socially acceptable to make shit jokes, Cormac would have to think harder.

Who's joking?

 

[jillface]

Re: If it were socially acceptable to ________, I would __________. (Fill in the blan

"If it were socially acceptable to ride you, I would...!"

 

[Corey]

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If it were socially acceptable to fold like a paper bag and go home at 10.30 on a thursday than i'd be asleep by now.

 

[D0njo]

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If it were socially acceptable to be on the dole and play computer games all day, and drink tea, then I will gradually grow a very fat arse.

 

[Cormcolash]

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"If it were socially acceptable to ride you, I would...!"

Um, thanks. It mightn't be socially acceptable but stuff like that has never stopped me in the past.