If it were socially acceptable to ________, I would __________. (Fill in the blanks.) (1 Viewer)

[jane]

That's it. Just fill in the blanks.

If it were socially acceptable to drink maple syrup, I would down gallons of the stuff straight from the casks.

If it were socially acceptable to be a slob and flash a bit of arseflesh, I would probably never bother to wear pants (undies, yes, just I hate wearing pants or tights, which makes winter quite a pain).

 

[Froog]

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If it were socially acceptable to, I would Fill in the blanks.

 

[Pantone247]

Re: If it were socially acceptable to ________, I would __________. (Fill in the blan

If it were socially acceptable to do the darkest things my rotten wrected soul desires, I would go to jail.

 

[Froog]

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If it were socially acceptable to exist exist, I would shouln't money.

 

[Moods For Mallards]

Re: If it were socially acceptable to ________, I would __________. (Fill in the blan

If it were socially acceptable to do the darkest things my rotten wrected soul desires, I would go to jail.

Think this through, Pantone247!

If it were socially acceptable to hire a nose excavator from the ranks of the unemployed, I would have him/her (preferably her) maintain the smooth viability of my nasal cavities through the working day.

 

[Corey]

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If it were socially acceptable to say nothing at parties, i would go to parties.

 

[jane]

Re: If it were socially acceptable to ________, I would __________. (Fill in the blan

Think this through, Pantone247!

If it were socially acceptable to hire a nose excavator from the ranks of the unemployed, I would have him/her (preferably her) maintain the smooth viability of my nasal cavities through the working day.

We heard [well-known politician] describing another politician as 'a great excavator' the other day. It was class, only I couldn't tell what other politician was being described, and I'm well peeved that whoever films the Oireachtas Report doesn't actually make an effort to show them picking their noses.

 

[Jill Hives]

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If it were socially acceptable to do what I can't get off my mind at the moment, I would be the gossip of many.

 

[La La]

Re: If it were socially acceptable to ________, I would __________. (Fill in the blan

if it were socially acceptable to fill in the blanks, I would fill in the blanks.

 

[Squiggle]

Re: If it were socially acceptable to ________, I would __________. (Fill in the blan

If it were socially acceptable to spit, I would spit in the eye of all politicians.

 

[jane]

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If it were socially acceptable to do what I can't get off my mind at the moment, I would be the gossip of many.

Oooooh, scurrilous. What's on your mind, Ms Hives? I promise not to tell anyone. No one really reads this site anyway. All the accounts are actually me in various personae.

 

[Jill Hives]

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Oooooh, scurrilous. What's on your mind, Ms Hives? I promise not to tell anyone. No one really reads this site anyway. All the accounts are actually me in various personae.

I'm not telling but I do have a huge grin on my face.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

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If it were socially acceptable to exist exist without money, I wouln't exist

 

[GO]

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If it were socially acceptable to be drinking lager right now I would like that.

 

[jane]

Re: If it were socially acceptable to ________, I would __________. (Fill in the blan

If it were socially acceptable to do the darkest things my rotten wrected soul desires, I would go to jail.

If it were socially acceptable to be Pantone 247, I would be SCARLEH.

 

[Unicron]

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I'm not telling but I do have a huge grin on my face.

Would you have the same grin if you did it?

 

[Lili Marlene]

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Hi there, thanks for starting this thread.

If it were socially acceptable to quit my job I would not be surprised.


looking forward to your responses,

The I is John team.

 

[Jill Hives]

Re: If it were socially acceptable to ________, I would __________. (Fill in the blan

Would you have the same grin if you did it?

Don't know.

 

[Froog]

Re: If it were socially acceptable to ________, I would __________. (Fill in the blan

I'm not telling but I do have a huge grin on my face.

is it a shit eating grin?

 

[orange pekoe]

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If it were socially acceptable to carry my cats around on my person in a papoose, i'd be a lot warmer than i am at present.