I Heart That Thing (2 Viewers)

[Hector Grey]

i love fabien Barthez on walkabout and Fergies face when it happens

i loved it when macateer stroked the ball home against the oranje, and the look of confusion on his face as he was doing it.

last years uefa cup final and the last ten minutes in the fa cup final.

sleeping really arkwardly on you arm so that when you wake up it's totally dead and you feel it and get a shock cos you think there's someone else there in the bed with a hairy arm.

i'm a shallow bastard. i love that.

 

[dudley]

i love:

- old jamaica ginger beer
- mariokart
- ridin'
- jet set radio
- youngs double chocolate stout
- drive like jehu
- falling asleep in the bath
- empirical bob geldof interviews
- fhm
- stupidly elaborate record covers
- that kaplinsky woman from sky news....
- powerpuff girls
- tea
- pg tips chimps

 

[Anne OMalley]

I love

- The smell of me palm in the morning
- "The Palace at 4AM" by Donald Barthelme
- This dirty town

 

[pee pee]

I REALLY Heart That Thing

Stewart Little (18 Oct, 2001 12:28 p.m.):
2: Waking up at 6:30am and going to the kitchen for liquid replenishment only to discover the oven on and the lasagne you bought on the way home from the boozer is naught but a hard, dangerously hot, black, brick.

when i first read this, i thought it said " a hard, dangerously hot black prick".

damn.
i wish it *did* say that.

 

[gipetto]

great jingles. par example:

" i like chicken, i like liver,
Meomix, Meomix,
Please deliver!"


Classic.

 

[pee pee]

do you know what i love, actually?

i love the way boys know loads of useless facts about football and stuff.
of course, if a boy actually tried to relay any of this information to *me*, i'd tell him to shut the fuck up and punch him in the gee before i died of boredom, but still....i just think its cute or something....i dunno...like, its so *useless*, and yet so very important to some people....

 

[snap-apple]

yes ok then (this is getting like room 101)
. boring the tits off women by talking about sport

 

[mugwump]

I love it when girls like football...like my mate sarah in manchester who has a Man City season ticket...

we talk about first division soccer statistics...

Football = the beautiful game

 

[pee pee]

mugwump (18 Oct, 2001 03:46 p.m.):
I love it when girls like football

the only time girls ever like football is when they are pretending to so they can pull a foxy boy.
not that *i've* ever tried anything like that, you understand.
<cough>

 

[Hector Grey]

ahh, football. i love the way people who don't understand it dismiss it. it shows them up to be the miserable war mongering cretins that they are. and i love that.

ridins all right, but watch the teeth.

fucking football? is it for queers? as i said to pnut, cos there we were, if football was music, it'd be the most popular song on the earth. maybe that's why you esoteric gay-bakers can't stand it. life is made up of lots of things, and pig bellies and grass are some of those things. Soccer? arsefairy. get out. i love the way i know loads of useless information about the beautiful game. Fuking Giresse! nice one. Bonieks goal against belgium in 82. they know what i mean.

don't diss the beautiful. your mind is a hell. and it's better than periods and dierdre barlow.

 

[pee pee]

pretty much everything in the world is better than periods.

well, maybe being kicked in the ears by a five year old heroin addict from neilstown whilst he jabs his dirty needle into your eye is worse...

actually no.
thats still better than bleeding out of your ganny.

 

[dudley]

I 'opes that's 'old' mariokart.
There hasn't been a game invented that beats it yet. I wasted three summers on that one.
Four player Goldeneye's a bit of a contender.

yup, old mariokart and the seriously amazing new version on the gameboy. best thing in old mariokart was battle mode on the water level. we used to stay up till 5 or 6 in the morning playing that.
another close contender would be the original iss on the n64. me and joss get nasty playing that.

 

[chriths]

classy

 

[chriths]

"what's with the double posts?" says I

 

[pee pee]

dudley (18 Oct, 2001 04:25 p.m.):
another close contender would be the original iss on the n64. me and joss get naked playing that.

 

[dudley]

the n64. me and joss get naked playing that.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

fucking loser

 

[pee pee]

im *obviously* just jealous dudley.
pay no attention to me.

 

[billygannon]

Sensible Soccer is clearly the best football game ever....
I once had John McEntire scoring nine goals in a 32-4 win....
other things I love:
> My sister....she's brilliant. Simply because she went out with a guy whose dad and himself think Saxon are the greatest band in the world....and she still fancies him....

> Break dancing....

> Getting a day off school after one of the lads in your class fucked up the oil tanker that was used for the heating

> Losing £40,000 in one go simply because you couldn't be arsed dealing with a customer

> Those plasticine guys who were in Bosco

> Enormous dumps.....ones where you end up reading the whole RTE Guide....

> Subbuteo.....fuck your Playstation and your Commodore 64....this was what fingers were made for...

> Gettin' off with rides in Club 92

> Even better...gettin' off with rides in Paparazzis....

> When Roy and the Rovers play against "crack" Eastern European teams....actually, Billy the Fish was better....much better

> When you're getting the DART and you're waiting on the platform and when the train pulls up the door stops right in front of you. Now who does not feel like seriously fucking cool when that happens???

> Cadiz

> Warsteiner beer......sign I'm no longer a dirty student

> When Liverpool lose....especially when they lose important matches heavily....

> Hector Grey's picture.....incredible

> The Event Guide

> Drinking heavily....outside

Oh...I'll think of more.....
Peepee...you're a star....hope your gowl isn't mouldy anymore....

 

[bobbybrownsox]

dudley (18 Oct, 2001 04:25 p.m.):

I 'opes that's 'old' mariokart.
There hasn't been a game invented that beats it yet. I wasted three summers on that one.
Four player Goldeneye's a bit of a contender.

yup, old mariokart and the seriously amazing new version on the gameboy. best thing in old mariokart was battle mode on the water level. we used to stay up till 5 or 6 in the morning playing that.
another close contender would be the original iss on the n64. me and joss get nasty playing that.

settle boys. cad faoi mario kart ar on n64? granted the battle mode was a bit shit and one player wasn't much cop but two player races were pretty excellent. tense as fuck. in agreement about four player goldeneye. perfect dark was fucken awesome to. i recommend four player/one-hit-kills/shotguns/combat boosts/complex-level. nothing quite like waiting for yr "friend" to turn a corner and then ramming a cartridge into his face in slow mo. that shit can get pretty serious. what d'ya reckon pibbsterino.

 

[cyclotron]

I heart -

- Constructing in my head, the best match that never happened - France V Brazil, World Cup Final 1982.

- After listening to a rekkid for a minute and being escorted to heaven, high speed on adrenalin bikes 'cos it is that good.

- The early-moring oasis-sluice effect of cold orange juice on a dry hung-over dirtied out parrot-cage mouth.

- The sound of rain

- Big warm coats in violent weather

- Beaches everywhere