I Heart That Thing (1 Viewer)

[fake working class]

hag hearts:
pricks
brown lips
rusty stars
sewing up gees
deflating tits
his male teachers
teabaggin' GAA players
tits shaped like cocks
his own lil' cock
his brother, but only for his body
any shit music that no-one else likes
humiliating himself in public
being a prick
me after this
rims
brown gold
gardening (uphill)
his part-time job with the crafty butcher
hairy backs, his or yours
hamsters
being in shit bands (consistantly)
his mammy

 

[Philthy animal]

(. )( .)

 

[pad]

-yes puzzle bobble very much so and indeed computer games in general at least when i dont keep losing to hippies at them.
-girls particularly my girl
-pinback
-my band (our band)
-my friends in my band (our band)
-my friends not in my band
-waking up to a kiss
-getting paid £35 a night to stay in a guest house.
-going to sleep next to someone you love and waking up and them being there and its really late
-waking up really late
-getting a really good mark in college (nerd)
-getting a good word said about you or good review
-chocolate
-opal fruits (star burst is such a gay name)
-sour sweets
-savoury things
-talking about old 80's kids shows (monkey magic, supergran bananaman, etc)
-getting drunk and not having a hangover the next day (although this rarely happens)
-working in a bar where everyone gets on and you drink until the early house and/or bewleys opens.

more later.

 

[fake working class]

hag hearts:
boys changing rooms (as spectator)
sniffing bicycle saddles (snetching)
christian brothers
putting locks on fuckdoors (sorry peepee)
under 9's football teams (male)
nuns (no threat)
my daddy
the corpo
putting on gigs that loose money
being a shitload of usless piss
the george
cock vodka
the brown star of david (his own)
waking up with sailors
getting endoscopys for no reason
piles
being thick
being the boss's favourite tea boy
bikes with no saddles
nephews
uncles
grandads

 

[ronan]

so, it's come to this...

*drinking chocolate milk when hungover
*having a free gaf
*watching really good drummers play
*the new fugazi album
*fugazi in general
*somebody already said this, but i agree very much - GETTING drunk as opposed to being drunk
*seeing people with really funny haircuts
*Claire Forlani from Mallrats
*when a song starts to come together
*Modest Mouse
*Fight Club
*the Coen brothers
*Charles Bukowski
*not being able to contain a big stupid grin on a bus because the music in headphones is just SO fucking good
*tea, only as made by me or my brother

but it's still so much easier hating things...

 

[pee pee]

ronan (24 Oct, 2001 11:46 a.m.):
*somebody already said this, but i agree very much - GETTING drunk as opposed to being drunk

i'm the opposite, i have to say.
i hate the lengthy process of getting there (for me, two pints of cider and a dry sherry...) but i loooove being totally langered.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

-me
-some fleshy holes somewhere
-booze
-'mad' biscuits
-peepee's wooden leg

 

[pee pee]

hag (25 Oct, 2001 01:37 p.m.):
-peepee's wooden leg

that aint no wooden leg.

still, you take it where you can get it, eh hag?

 

[billygannon]

My heart is low...my heart is so low....but only a woman's heart can be.....

 

[Ex-User (250)]

peepeestill, you take it where you can get it, eh hag?

you know i live by that. if i couldn't take it where i get it, i think i'd kill myself...

 

[fake working class]

hag, fuck me!
don't kill yourself for lust!
my arse is always open to you........

 

[fake working class]

i heart:
peepee standing on the tables during a lock-in wearing a pink beret singing "sweet child o' mine" to the amusement of all.

hag getting drunk on 2 pints and crying in the corner while getting sick screaming for "mammy".

mad-dogs friend ruining kirsties party. prick.

pricks.

 

[pee pee]

fake working class (30 Oct, 2001 12:14 p.m.):
i heart:
peepee standing on the tables during a lock-in wearing a pink beret singing "sweet child o' mine" to the amusement of all.

it was beige.
a *beige* beret.

 

[fake working class]

sorry ducky, everythings pink in my eyes.

prick.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

peepee has the voice of an angle

 

[chriths]

hag (30 Oct, 2001 02:47 p.m.):
peepee has the voice of an angle

..and the lungs of a silverback

 

[fake working class]

and the wooden legs of a wooden-legged thing...........

 

[chriths]

Not forgetting the Indian food internal grinder of Piltdown man

 

[old]

And ankles as tough as Frank Bruno's prosthetic jaw.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

emm ... you're all just jealous.