I have the horn for... (5 Viewers)

[Reets]

Where's a good "Santa's sack" joke when you need it?

 

[washingcattle]

Mrs Claus.

There were about 50 of them around town last night. Some of them were fucking deadly.

I for one fucking hate Christmas. I'd love to wreck Santas little head by going to town on his missus.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Yeah, I got that... Who?

Happy now?

 

[Goodbye]

Pretty much

 

[chutneyfarmer]

Had a fierce guilty horn last night. One of those ones that sneaks up you when you don't expect it, and when it does you feel more than a little ashamed in yourself for thinking such thoughts. I've already said too much.

 

[Goodbye]

A relation?

 

[washingcattle]

Had a fierce guilty horn last night. One of those ones that sneaks up you when you don't expect it, and when it does you feel more than a little ashamed in yourself for thinking such thoughts. I've already said too much.

That's called the Dakota Fanning principal. I've studied it.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

That's called the Dakota Fanning principal. I've studied it.

Have you seen Sleeping Beauty with the girl from Lemony Snickett?

 

[Mormon Nailer]

The Dakota Fanning principal in action.

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[evil bandit]

Have you seen Sleeping Beauty with the girl from Lemony Snickett?

Who would have thought that a film with so much nudity could be such a crashing bore??

 

[chutneyfarmer]

A relation?

God no! hahahahaha

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Who would have thought that a film with so much nudity could be such a crashing bore??

I wouldn't know - I watched in fast forward.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

....with occasional pauses.

 

[rettucs]

....with occasional pauses.

The '9 Songs' principal

 

[Jill Hives]

Had a fierce guilty horn last night. One of those ones that sneaks up you when you don't expect it, and when it does you feel more than a little ashamed in yourself for thinking such thoughts. I've already said too much.

Moose's sister?

 

[Jill Hives]

That joke is in poor taste yet it never gets old.
Always funny.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Yeah, still gets a laugh.

 

[rettucs]

does he even have a sister?

not that it matters like

 

[Goodbye]

Time to dial this thread back out of paedo territory

 

[Jill Hives]

Lets... and since it's I is John's birthday... here's Lena Olin [age 33 here] (women in hats are always hot):