I have the horn for... (10 Viewers)

[Space]

can we have the horn for january jones?

Of course we can.

 

[ann post]

 

[therealjohnny]

Dark City is on tonight

Melissa George
brought to you by "slutcelebs"

 

[Charlie Bucket]

Thank you sir, may I please have another

Goddayum

she scrubs up well alright...

happy couple too

 

[jonah]

It's weird because I'm not actually attracted to girls (excluding that indicative 5% margin of error) but I love the way some girls look in pants, I really do. It's very aesthetically pleasing. Basically Mila Kunis looks fucking good in pants.

 

[ann post]

jonah dude, nobody was complaining about women posting women.

 

[jonah]

sorry, i have an inferiority complex that demands i explain myself.

 

[nooleen]

Just speaking the truth. I can't imagine those things unleashed. Hell, mine have already sadly dropped from where they once were; the only saving grace is their size. Any bigger and it would be very noticeable. Poor girl probably can't sleep on her stomach either. If I were her, I'd never be out of a bra. I'd even sleep wearing one.

and can you imagine the underboob sweatpits? that can get smelly.

oh sorry ann post, were you saying something?

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

thats a big minus for you nooly,i actually shuddered reading that.

 

[nooleen]

PS: i can't believe anyone fancies whiny jackie from that 70s show. did you mean the anti-horn thread? she's a female kelso.

 

[therealjohnny]

It's weird because I'm not actually attracted to girls (excluding that indicative 5% margin of error) but I love the way some girls look in pants, I really do. It's very aesthetically pleasing. Basically Mila Kunis looks fucking good in pants.

and yet if a guy were to say that it's great the way skinheads wear tight jeans that show off their bulges people would probably think hes' gay or something

mad

 

[ann post]

and can you imagine the underboob sweatpits? that can get smelly.

oh sorry ann post, were you saying something?

sorry nools, no milks saucers left here.

thats a big minus for you nooly,i actually shuddered reading that.

i did something similar.

 

[nooleen]

sorry nools, no milks saucers left here.

milks saucers?

 

[ernesto]

milks saucers?

small white tits?

 

[Mormon Nailer]

I know it's going to appear after the post above that I work is a very strange place - trust me I don't.

However...

On of the girls in the office here is the absolute head off Mila Kunis, except a small bit better looking I think.

 

[ernesto]

I know it's going to appear after the post above that I work is a very strange place - trust me I don't.

However...

On of the girls in the office here is the absolute head off Mila Kunis, except a small bit better looking I think.

i need to know where you work

 

[ann post]

i dont think i have enough saucers of milks to go around the past page or two.

sorry nools, no milks saucers left here.

milks saucers?

i just cant figure out what the plural of 'saucer of milk, table two' is.

a saucers of milk

a saucer of milks

a sorcery of milks.

 

[jonah]

hahah. i think you may be complicating the matter by putting 'a' in front of saucers of milk, which is quite dapper without.

anyway, less milk, less sweaty boobs, more horns.

Harry Treadaway. His identical twins alright too.

He sometimes even hangs out with my ultimate horn, Fassy

 

[nooleen]

i just cant figure out what the plural of 'saucer of milk, table two' is.

a saucers of milk

a saucer of milks

a sorcery of milks.

jeez, i wasn't being catty, just pointing out the realities of big jugs.

 

[ann post]

i'm just glad my lang isnt on my chest.