cpr
Pricks....
i'm telling you, go to the dodgiest take away/sandwich shop in yr area today and return to work with the wrapper...yr setting up for a sickie nicely.
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I would have a whole story worked out, BUT, just ring and say "Look can't come in today, I'm sick, I'll be in Monday (or whatever), I'll have a doctors note".
If he's an asshole about it, just repeat that you're sick or say "asthma" or say "It's on the doctors note".
Basically tell him as little as possible. Your medical history is none of his damn business. If you were actually sick you wouldn't give him all the details would you?
I've always used diahorrhea.
Me: 'listen, i'm not gonna be in today, i was up all night on the jacks with the shits and...
Boss: 'okay, don't want to know, too much information, gimme a ring if you'll be out tomorrow as well.'
!bog!bog!bog
what powers?These are the best ways by far. Day 1: Ring in and say nothing more than "I'm not coming in" before abruptly hanging up. Day 2: March up to boss and announce "I had the shits" before abruptly walking away.
At the height of my powers I was pulling sickies every other week. Bliss.
Now that i think of it, i've lost three jobs for taking one sick day - rubber factory, petrol pumps, cleaning job. Man, i've worked for some real assholes.
"We're sorry but we don't have any more work for you at this time".
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