House Rape ?!?!?!? (1 Viewer)

[theoootini]

why the fuck is this even in the news at all?
the myspace angle?
what a load of cock-twanging rubbish

 

[Diddles]

I got my sixteen year-old niece to mind our gaff once and TOLD her she could have a party. I gave her seventy quid and even showed her how to use the decks. When we came back there was sixty-eight quid on the table and a receipt for a bottle of water and a packet of crisps. Nerd.

 

[avernus]

why the fuck is this even in the news at all?
the myspace angle?
what a load of cock-twanging rubbish

if your house got raped by a bunch of horny cigarette butt happy teens, you'd want the news involved. y'know.. to further delve into the recesses of your humility. show the world how fucked your life has become. cry. publicly denounce your child. etc.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

I got my sixteen year-old niece to mind our gaff once and TOLD her she could have a party. I gave her seventy quid and even showed her how to use the decks. When we came back there was sixty-eight quid on the table and a receipt for a bottle of water and a packet of crisps. Nerd.

flavour?

 

[Hector Grey]

I got my sixteen year-old niece to mind our gaff once and TOLD her she could have a party. I gave her seventy quid and even showed her how to use the decks. When we came back there was sixty-eight quid on the table and a receipt for a bottle of water and a packet of crisps. Nerd.

only reverse psychology works with kids

 

[Diddles]

flavour?

beige flavour as far as i recall

 

[shidheat]

a colleague was telling me about a party he went to up north where a load of mentalists turned up and started wrecking the gaf. they were doing donuts in their cars on the front lawn. the guy who was throwing the party ended up locking himself in a room in fear and calling the police.

 

[Diddles]

We had a party a few years ago and a disgsting amount of people showed up. There were people pushing each other up and down the road in shopping trolleys and causing mayhem on the road all night.

I had to apologise to the next door neighbour the next day. I lied and told her there were lots of gatecrashers and it all got out of hand. She made me join the Legion of Mary as a sign of my repentance, which I gladly did.

We also got an anonymous phone call that evening from a man who said he'd put a petrol bomb through the letter box if we ever did anything like that again. A hollow threat considering we were renting. Prick.

 

[Rachel666]

my pioneer dad gave everyone crisps, bars and tea at my 17th. oldschool manners rock

 

[vermilliona]

I was at a party recently where the dude who giving the party didnt drink for religous purposes it was wierd to say the least having no alcohol. Everyone was sitting around eating chocolate and drinking coke and watching tv. It was an extremely quiet affair

 

[Gambra]

I was at a party recently where the dude who giving the party didnt drink for religous purposes it was wierd to say the least having no alcohol. Everyone was sitting around eating chocolate and drinking coke and watching tv. It was an extremely quiet affair

Thats bizzare. If i ever had a party I wouldn't care if people drank simply cos I don't.. Its a fucking party!! Go wild!!

 

[HMD]

I was at a party recently where the dude who giving the party didnt drink for religous purposes it was wierd to say the least having no alcohol. Everyone was sitting around eating chocolate and drinking coke and watching tv. It was an extremely quiet affair

i never hung around with people like that so i can;t relate

edit:// if i did i would gone drinking after an hour

 

[vermilliona]

i never hung around with people like that so i can;t relate

edit:// if i did i would gone drinking after an hour

Yeah I know it was his graduation though I couldnt say oh I dont wanna go cos I drink and you dont. Ah well at least there was no hangover afterwards

 

[Lord Damian]

I was at a party recently where the dude who giving the party didnt drink for religous purposes it was wierd to say the least having no alcohol. Everyone was sitting around eating chocolate and drinking coke and watching tv. It was an extremely quiet affair

i betcha this is a Jimi Hendrix quote.

 

[vermilliona]

i betcha this is a Jimi Hendrix quote.

where did you get that from?


I love Jimi Hendrix but I'm qualified enough to quote songs in all honesty

 

[Lord Damian]

where did you get that from?


I love Jimi Hendrix but I'm qualified enough to quote songs in all honesty

back to the wet room with you missus!

 

[Scientician 0.8]

We had a mad party in our student gaff one time and one of the lads from 6 (remember them???) wrecked the door of the bathroom. He was a stupid C-NUT. Then the girls put a door on but hadn't measured it and it was 3 inches too wide. That was funny. Me lose brain? Why I laugh?

 

[Unicron]

We had a mad party in our student gaff one time and one of the lads from 6 (remember them???) wrecked the door of the bathroom. He was a stupid C-NUT. Then the girls put a door on but hadn't measured it and it was 3 inches too wide. That was funny. Me lose brain? Why I laugh?

Was it this one?

 

[ernesto]

Was it this one?

i hope that hedgehog's arse tumour is malignant

 

[avernus]

i hope that hedgehog's arse tumour is malignant

woah.