hector & happy, part 2 (1 Viewer)

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happy says:
so much for that then...

Geebag says:
for what then?

Geebag says:
eh?

Geebag says:
don't be a cockingob

Geebag says:
WHAT???????

Geebag says:
<some emoticon>

Geebag says:
don't make me come over you

happy says:
i see what you did with the words there, very clebber

happy says:
ah nothin, so much for life in general i guess

happy says:
overrated pile o' crap if you ask me

Geebag says:
life in general....tell me about it

Geebag says:
women, eh?

happy says:
women? women don't matter

Geebag says:
you're right. nothing matters no more

happy says:
well, if everything was in place and okay, then maybe they would but things are so messed up, in the greater scheme of things, they don't matter a shit

Geebag says:
jeez, what's got the goat there hag?

happy says:
what do you mean? you have eyes don't you?

happy says:
i thought we saw the same things dip, i really did

happy says:
obviously not, you're like all the rest

happy says:
living for the weekend

Geebag says:
we do buddy, we od

Geebag says:
do

happy says:
sure we do

Geebag says:
come, tell old dip yer problems

Geebag says:
i won't laff, honest

happy says:
they're not my problems, they're everyone's

happy says:
if you can't see them, not my fault

Geebag says:
ah, you mean the state of the world

Geebag says:
i'm with ye buddy

Geebag says:
it's all buffy the vampire slayers fault

Geebag says:
her and the english

happy says:
yeah, they've got to you too

happy says:
quick solutions all over the place

happy says:
hey, how do i get 'ICEMAN' on my number plate?

Geebag says:
we must be strong, comrade

Geebag says:
strong, and above all , handsome

Geebag says:
of yer car?

happy says:
handsome don't count for shit when you can't love anyone

Geebag says:
you buy it for about 20 grand

happy says:
20 grand for a licence plate?

happy says:
fuck that

Geebag says:
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happy says:
i really want it though

Geebag says:
they are seriously expensive, them vanity plates

happy says:
it's not about vanity

happy says:
i want crash my car up, make it look really shitty and knackered but keep the licence plate real pristine

Geebag says:
i like it

Geebag says:
it's having the cleanest car in the world, but writing 'wash me' on it in biro

happy says:
kind of

happy says:
it's got to do with the 'ICEMAN' too

Geebag says:
who that?

happy says:
an iceman, no feelings

happy says:
ice

happy says:
man

Geebag says:
like me

Geebag says:
dead inside

happy says:
i know you're not an iceman, you're really sensitive underneath it all

happy says:
i've seen it in your drunken eyes

Geebag says:
gerrorovit

happy says:
no shit dilah, i know

Geebag says:
no you don't

Geebag says:
hard as nails me

Geebag says:
dead inside

happy says:
yeah? just like me?

happy says:
no way

happy says:
i can imagine you crying

happy says:
i bet you can't imagine me crying

happy says:
that's the differencxe

Geebag says:
i never cry

Geebag says:
but youhave that big soft bear face

Geebag says:
i can picture tears streaming down it

Geebag says:
so upset you are with the state of the world

happy says:
it's never about the face dip, you know that

happy says:
it's the eyes, eyes never lie

happy says:
you have gentle eyes. mine are grey and small

happy says:
and i'm only 27

Geebag says:
you have the eyes of puppy

happy says:
i can't wait to meet me in 10 years time

happy says:
like some kind of vinny or something i'll be

happy says:
some kind of young vinny

Geebag says:
gentle eyes?

Geebag says:
i think you fancy me

Geebag says:
NEVER say that hag

Geebag says:
there's allus hope

happy says:
i love you dip, i love the love you have inside for things

happy says:
i know i can never have it

Geebag says:
i'm brimful with the loving, me

Geebag says:
i'll stick some into you if you want

happy says:
i felt it once, when i was about 17 or so. it was like 'a ha, i know what i'm here for now. i'm supposed to love people'...

happy says:
then she went all crazy, had to go into care and i was left there, all alone

Geebag says:
eh..

Geebag says:
you not alone.....

happy says:
it was like my life support machine had been switched off and i was just left there, life seemping out of me at such a rate that i should be already dead

Geebag says:
mentallists are never alone

happy says:
mentallists?

happy says:
i'm not a mentallist.

Geebag says:
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happy says:
mentallists, i wish i was one. they have fun.

Geebag says:
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Geebag says:
of course, my mistake

Geebag says:
you're still full of life buddy. i see you whince everytime i kick ye

happy says:
wince? it's me closing my eys, praying you'll kick the last bit of life out of me. i pray so hard that when i open my eyes, all i'll be able to see will be whiteness, neverending whiteness but i always see you, your kind eyes, mocking my empty heart.

Geebag says:
<some emoticon>

Geebag says:
such tender words....

happy says:
do you believe me now?

Geebag says:
as life leaves us bereft of feeling, we begin to understand ho wmuch they mean to us

happy says:
this is why i wanted to do the SIPTU building thing with you, i thought you understood

Geebag says:
i hear yolu yearning, hag, yearning for stability, yearning to ushered into a new dawn of acceptance and understanding

Geebag says:
there's so much love for life inside you right now, and you don't even realise it

happy says:
i just want people to relaise what's going on around them and say 'hey, i don't like this, no one does, let's stop doing it'.

Geebag says:
you see, you do care about humanity

happy says:
how can i? i've never experienced it.

happy says:
am i chasing a dream?

happy says:
i've only ever known disappointment

happy says:
of varying degrees

happy says:
it never surprises me. kindness surprises me.

happy says:
everyone is so selfish.

Geebag says:
ah come on

Geebag says:
well, no, you're right

Geebag says:
i'm a selfish cunt

happy says:
that's jumping from the siptu building makes so much sense. it's sticking a finger up at ugliness and will leave a desperate taste in people mouths.

happy says:
having a note saying 'please knock down this building' in our pockets and nothing else.

happy says:
it's beautiful

happy says:
i can imagine what people will say, two bright upstanding young men ... it makes no sense ... etc.

happy says:
but people will subconsiously understand

Geebag says:
but i'm sensitive... i feel love... how could i leave it all behind?

happy says:
when the flowers start grwoing out of the ground where we fall, people will understand

happy says:
who do you feel love from?

Geebag says:
it's a beautiful imagine

Geebag says:
from? or to?

Geebag says:
from people

happy says:
who?

happy says:
who loves you? truely loves you?

Geebag says:
from my friends, hag. from you

happy says:
true, i do love you

happy says:
i love my friends

Geebag says:
everyone

Geebag says:
and i love all back, selflessly

happy says:
but i don't have very many friends and it's not from lack of people in the world, let me tell you

happy says:
you're being flippant and smart now

Geebag says:
not me.

Geebag says:
i'm with ya

Geebag says:
but you can't have too many friends, otherwise you dilute the love

 

[sparse]

Deep man, deep. I want to use that extract in a play, I'd call it "Happy and geebag, the love, loss and architecture" it would be bigger than Romeo & Juliet. My favourite line was "but you have that big soft bear face" that when the music comes in....probably the theme from buffy.

 

[pee pee]

i have never seen such shameless canvassing for a ride in me life lads.
well done.

 

[sparse]

are you offering? eh, for them like.

 

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happy says:
you read what that sparsiarse said?

Geebag says:
getting to it

Geebag says:
classic

Geebag says:
genuinely classic

happy says:
i think he missed the point

happy says:
maybe it's just me

Geebag says:
yep

Geebag says:
nah

Geebag says:
it's me too

happy says:
it's not me, it's you

happy says:
such a brilliant line

happy says:
did you read what pissy pants said about it?

Geebag says:
on the nail

happy says:
you think? getting a ride was the furthest thing from my mind, i don't know about you...

Geebag says:
i try me best, pal. but it's never that far from me mind

Geebag says:
i suppose it's cos i'm such a sensitive bastard

happy says:
well, that proves it. we're not the same

happy says:
you're not my siptu partner any more dip

happy says:
i need someone untainted by lust or the flowers won't grow

Geebag says:
ah, hag

happy says:
you can see my point?

Geebag says:
i'm not lusty

Geebag says:
i'm just sensitive

happy says:
sure

happy says:
you're the same as everyone else

Geebag says:
i fucking kill ye for saying that

happy says:
you'll probably try .. the next time you're drunk or something

happy says:
i'm worried about your drinking

Geebag says:
i will and all

Geebag says:
really? so am i.

happy says:
no seriously, you drink heavily pretty much every night, right?

Geebag says:
.....and?

happy says:
it's not the best way in the world to be dip...

Geebag says:
perhaps

happy says:
it's just not dip. why do you do it? i mean, you're in a shitty job all day and then you just go and get blotto... you must have hardly any memories of the pst few years...

Geebag says:
hardly none

happy says:
you happy being like that?

Geebag says:
being drunk?

happy says:
not having memories nd living for the weekend

Geebag says:
i don't live for the weekend. you just said i get drunk every night.

Geebag says:
what's so special about memories anyway? do you want to be reminded about the people who have hurt you?

Geebag says:
i'm sick of chasing the chimera of my own dignity down the slippery gutters of everynight

Geebag says:
you'd be glad to be as abandoned as myself, you woul,, you'd be glad if you could feel one tenth of the numbness you aspire to

happy says:
i guess i would but i'm finding it hard to believe you feel like this

happy says:
i know you have a brain

happy says:
i know about you

happy says:
the bottom line pip

happy says:
the bottom line

happy says:
you know it, so do i

 

[pee pee]

eh, you've *seen* both of them, right?

yeah.
exactly.

 

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Geebag says:
the bottom line, hag....

happy says:
is....

Geebag says:
is...

Geebag says:
all are cunt

Geebag says:
oh man, that's brilliant

Geebag says:
the whole thing is brilliant

happy says:
i like it

happy says:
all is cunt

happy says:
sweet

Geebag says:
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happy says:
so pissarse reckon we ain't up to much

happy says:
that's pretty funny

Geebag says:
yep

happy says:
you'd swear she was something to write gome about the way she goes on

happy says:
ever notice the pictures she had ... she thinks they look like her ... if only she was a zillionth as hot as them, she might get boned some night...

happy says:
maybe she'd be more bearable then, maybe people might actually genuinely like her

happy says:
for who she is like... you know what i'm talking about

 

[pee pee]

duh happy.
thats betty page.
its there cos i like betty page.
duh.

and if we are gonna get bitchy:

at least my ears are in proportion to my head.

 

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Random Man says:
let teh love in hag, let the love in

Random Man says:
feel it cleanse you

Random Man says:
yes, yes you can cry

happy says:
okay, i think that's waht i needed, i've been in the toilets crying for nearly 10 minutes.

happy says:
i'm sorry for being mean.

happy says:
i love everyone.

happy says:
i really really do.

happy says:
i have smiles for everyone in the audience, and dip, you can drink as much as you like...

happy says:
you know what? i might just join you...

happy says:
hey, let's everyone just go and get drunk.

Random Man says:
thanks, buddy, thanks for that

happy says:
that's okay buddy, i love ya.

 

[Pantone247]

when do we get to vote for one of them to be kicked out??

 

[pete]

liberty hall

"the siptu building" is called liberty hall.

 

[snakybus]

I'm depressed that Dip gets to go to the pub every night.

I can never get anyone to go to the pub. It's all "eurh! let's go for a meal somewhere nice", or "euhr, Uisce and myself are having a meal on Friday night, would yourself and herself like to come? Oisin and Derv are coming along, sew are Tuiseal Ginideach and Uachtar Reoite. It'll be leurvely, bring some wine"

 

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the horrible thing across the river from tara st. station? you have no idea how much i want to blow it up. a friend was given a present of a flying lesson. 'deal is, you do ten lessons, get a cert, then you can hire a plane and fly it on your own. each lesson is around 150 euros. 1,500 euros to get a chace to fly a small plane into it ... totally worth it. thing is, do you eject?

Originally posted by pete
liberty hall

"the siptu building" is called liberty hall.