Has being in a band helped you to score? (1 Viewer)

I'm not in a band, but hanging out with musicians has given me
plenty of opportunities to swoop in and claim the leftovers for
myself.

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(Artist's interpretation)
 
I was once asked, "hey are you in that band **********". to which I replied, "eh I'm just a stand in." to which they replied, "oh that's good enough. wana screw?".


to be continued.
 
let's consider the following two facts when discussing this topic:

1: I have never been in a band
2: I have been kissed by females twice and the amount of times i've had sex is two less than the amount of times i've been kissed


therefore as we have proven that the reverse is true, we must assume that the statement made by the economist must also be true :D
 
I know this from standing at the front of the crowd, turning
around and thrusting to the beat at every girl I make eye
contact with. I reckon it would work better if you were
actually onstage and performing at the same time, but I
have no firsthand evidence to back this up.
 

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