Hags thread for make-up advice (1 Viewer)

[Bag'o'cans]

Take it away ladies.

 

[Unclealo]

Here does Lorcanzo actually use eyeliner?

 

[#10-7]

Here does Lorcanzo actually use eyeliner?

 

[Unclealo]

Also, do any men moisturise?

 

[#10-7]

Also, do any men moisturise?

from what i heard, micheal knight wears a full body mask as part of his daily routine. also, he wears cucumbers on his eyes.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

tip no. 1 - you start wearing lip balm, you'll be using it for life. it starts by drying out your lips, then you need to feed them, over and over again.
kissing lip balm is yukkie. it's like mobile phones. no one used lip balm 5 years ago. and where is all the white dog poo gone?

observations.

 

[jane]

tip no. 1 - you start wearing lip balm, you'll be using it for life. it starts by drying out your lips, then you need to feed them, over and over again.
kissing lip balm is yukkie. it's like mobile phones. no one used lip balm 5 years ago. and where is all the white dog poo gone?

observations.

The other day, we saw several turds, in very different parts of the city, that were covered with a greyish fur. What's up with that?

I think men shouldn't succumb to the pressures of the lipbalm industry. Lipbalm is more addictive than heroin, and there is no methodone-like substitute to help wean you off it.

 

[jane]

The other day, we saw several turds, in very different parts of the city, that were covered with a greyish fur. What's up with that?

I think men shouldn't succumb to the pressures of the lipbalm industry. Lipbalm is more addictive than heroin, and there is no methodone-like substitute to help wean you off it.

I think it's funny that Hag docked me rep for this.

Hag, calm down, like. Seriously. Is no one else allowed to be a smartass?

ETA: I just put on my makeup. Look out, world!

 

[Ex-User (250)]

I think it's funny that Hag docked me rep for this.

Hag, calm down, like. Seriously. Is no one else allowed to be a smartass?

ETA: I just put on my makeup. Look out, world!

sorry jane, didn't realise you took rep so seriously. dock me back if it makes it ok for you.

umm.. i'm pretty clam. i'm listening to esg. how have you managed to turn what i was saying about make-up into some sort of anti-woman thing? look out, world? come on jane. that's lame.

 

[Buzzo]

Hag darling are you just hopping from thread to thread trying to wind people up, or am I just not getting your jokes at all today?

 

[jane]

umm.. i'm pretty clam.

Like a.....bearded clam?

 

[Ex-User (250)]

Hag darling are you just hopping from thread to thread trying to wind people up, or am I just not getting your jokes at all today?

how did i wind anyone up here? what is this? i've explained the make-up thing. i think mumblin' deaf ro is a bit weak in the brain cell department but apart from that, i have no idea what's going on. people are getting banned from thumped for no reason and people who i thought knew me are implying stuff about my motives that i find deeply insulting. i don't know how this happened.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

tip no. 1 - you start wearing lip balm, you'll be using it for life. it starts by drying out your lips, then you need to feed them, over and over again.
kissing lip balm is yukkie. it's like mobile phones. no one used lip balm 5 years ago. and where is all the white dog poo gone?

observations.

when I worked in the L&N New Ross (1987 - 1989) some guys used take the lid off the lip balm, rub it under their arms, against their "sacred place", put the lid back on and back on the shelf sometimes

 

[Ex-User (250)]

when I worked in the L&N New Ross (1987 - 1989) some guys used take the lid off the lip balm, rub it under their arms, against their "sacred place", put the lid back on and back on the shelf sometimes

well that's another good reason for not using it, no?

 

[Jimmy Magee]

when I worked in the L&N New Ross (1987 - 1989) some guys used take the lid off the lip balm, rub it under their arms, against their "sacred place", put the lid back on and back on the shelf sometimes

"some guys"...yeahhh...I get it

 

[nlgbbbblth]

"some guys"...yeahhh...I get it

some guys have all the luck

 

[Super Dexta]

tip no. 1 - you start wearing lip balm, you'll be using it for life. it starts by drying out your lips, then you need to feed them, over and over again.
kissing lip balm is yukkie. it's like mobile phones. no one used lip balm 5 years ago. and where is all the white dog poo gone?

observations.

your girlfriend gave me her lip balm. gave it away! all to me! say 'thank you, littledain'!

 

[Ex-User (250)]

your girlfriend gave me her lip balm. gave it away! all to me! say 'thank you, littledain'!

heh heh heh. how do you know i didn't stick it up my bum at some point?

 

[SadieOutlaw]

heh heh heh. how do you know i didn't stick it up my bum at some point?

hag, if you ever stick any of my lip balm up there i'll kick you in the gick.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

hag, if you ever stick any of my lip balm up there i'll kick you in the gick.

don't care. i'll probably like it.