Did any of yis see that programme about parasites a few years ago? Some lad had a piss into a river, in South America somewhere I think, and there's these parasite fish who jump into the piss stream and lodge themselves into the mickey and eat it from within. It's hard to get them out because they have barbs, so you can't just yank them out. I forget how they got it out in the end, I think they had to slice the willy up a bit. I mainly remember my husband practically crying and going 'oh my god, oh my god' watching it. It was a bit grim.
Don't piss into rivers, lads.
Don't piss into rivers, lads.