Guys, what's the closest you've come to losing your willy? (1 Viewer)

[Ex-User (250)]

gay and cruel to animals. you don't deserve a willy.

 

[theoootini]

was on a seesaw when i was a gossun. the beam on my side snapped i fell to the ground and my goolys got hit a right whack by the unhinged beam. had to walk bowlegged for weeks. it was all "swollen"

 

[mark]

lying on the ground out side physics class circa 1993 waiting for mr macmaster to let us in. my 'friend' tim decided to step, with his full body weight, on my genitalia. i will never forget the pain.

 

[Hector Grey]

eh,
your ma?


no?

 

[oh shit]

mine nearly snapped off from ridin so hard
but it's tough enough

 

[Lord Damian]

lying on the ground out side physics class circa 1993 waiting for mr macmaster to let us in. my 'friend' tim decided to step, with his full body weight, on my genitalia. i will never forget the pain.

ironic that it was before physics class.....wait a sec...ironic or coincidental??

fuck you alanis morrisette.

 

[clonan attack]

rat trap on the other side of a glory hole,

not my story, dad's.

 

[sugar_referee]

round ten , got it caught in the zipper.In full ben stiller style, the zip decided to somehow complete the zip with my cock n' balls trapped. Dad came in with a scissors, I had a freakout attack because I thought he were gonna snip it off. There was blood and everything. Had to stick my dangler in a bowl of hot dettol every day for a month.

 

[Wheels]

Corey?

 

[nlgbbbblth]

I pissed on a barbed wire fence that had been accidentally connected to an electric fence once.

ouch.

anyone ever shit on an electric fence?

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

Corey?

i think i'm going to faint.

 

[Jerry Twig]

Was stung by a bee about an inch from the nuts when I was about 11. Crawled up my trousers, he did!

PAH. i was stung by a wasp right on the mickey when i was about ten, swelling it up even bigger than usual.

true

 

[RSJ]

swelling it up even bigger than usual.

Yeah, swelling'll do that

I had this iron bar dislodge itself from it's moorings and head for my lad area. Ended up with a scar from my belly button to the base of my lovehose. If i hadn't stepped away as quick as i had, it'd be gone, as the bar was holding up a steel lid that weighed about 300lbs.

 

[Wilbert]

PAH. i was stung by a wasp right on the mickey when i was about ten, swelling it up even bigger than usual.

true

At least you still have the memory of once having a big mickey.

 

[Jerry Twig]

At least you still have the memory of once having a big mickey.

RSJ, Wilbert - "EVEN BIGGER than USUAL".
will yiz read it.

 

[Chase Meridian]

I saw Oak once and they were so bad that I considered cutting my cock off just to have something to throw at them.

 

[shidheat]

i had a dream before where my mickey fell off. i'm sure there's some freudian significance to that. was such a relief to wake up though and find it still there

 

[shitepipe]

i had a dream before where my mickey fell off. i'm sure there's some freudian significance to that. was such a relief to wake up though and find it still there

you're a closet leper

 

[shidheat]

now that i think about it, i switched over the telly the other night and there was some show about a bloke who'd had his penis removed in a botched medical operation, and the first thing i saw was this stump . it was grim looking. anyone else see that?

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

At least you still have the memory of once having a big mickey.

y'know the way kate moss has "bee stung brests"? well you have a wasp stung cock and a wormy arse. Arf.