Guys, what's the closest you've come to losing your willy? (5 Viewers)

[Lili Marlene]

sorry, what?

 

[rettucs]

we keep our important bits stored away in sensible places inside, not dangling in the breeze for all the world to damage.

though i did once nearly break a young man with my sensible places. blood everywhere. horrors.

twang-diddle-ang-diddle-ang

had he never heard of vaseline?

poor lad

 

[Super Dexta]

it wasn't the banjo string, it was something else. the blood was coming out of his jap's eye at a fierce pace.
poor lad indeed.

 

[flashback]

though i did once nearly break a young man with my sensible places. blood everywhere. horrors.

oh for fuck's sake... does this involve, by any chance, spirited jumping about on your part?

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

yeah, what exactly happened?

 

[rettucs]

hang on a sec, wasn't there a post about this last week. Something to do with razor blades?

 

[Super Dexta]

oh for fuck's sake... does this involve, by any chance, spirited jumping about on your part?

not really, no. i was just.. there.

 

[rettucs]

not really, no. i was just.. there.

wow, you that good?

 

[flashback]

i was just.. there.

Similar to Everest.

 

[Super Dexta]

it's hard to explain without getting a bit graphic. suffice to say that there was lots of blood and he was sore for a few days. no razor blades involved.

 

[flashback]

it's hard to explain without getting a bit graphic. suffice to say that there was lots of blood and he was sore for a few days. no razor blades involved.

Heaven forbid.

(Olive green.)

 

[rettucs]

it's hard to explain without getting a bit graphic. suffice to say that there was lots of blood and he was sore for a few days. no razor blades involved.

to avoid crudeness, just draw a picture. We'll get the idea!

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

its a bit late in the day to start worrying about being crude. i reckon it was a fang puncture

 

[Squiggle]

it wasn't the banjo string, it was something else. the blood was coming out of his jap's eye at a fierce pace.
poor lad indeed.

Torn foreskin?

 

[the departed]

it wasn't the banjo string, it was something else. the blood was coming out of his jap's eye at a fierce pace.
poor lad indeed.

every man's fear yes?

 

[Super Dexta]

its a bit late in the day to start worrying about being crude. i reckon it was a fang puncture

no it was sustained mid-ride. awkward angles and suchlike, and certain people getting a bit carried away. wasn't a torn foreskin either, it was internal. apparently it wasn't serious, it's just the amount of blood that does be hanging around such places at such times made it look very dramatic.

 

[broken arm]

 

[billygannon]

MC Hammer Trousers, etc. I could go on.

Did you ever walk up to a girl with these trousers on, point at your groin area and say :"Can't touch this"?

 

[La La]

had he never heard of vaseline?

poor lad

vaseline should NEVER be used down there!!!! it's not good for girl bits AND it dissolves condoms apparently.

docs say people should only use water-based stuff

 

[snakybus]

aaaaaagh

remind me not to read this thread again