Funny things you've seen written on walls (1 Viewer)

[ddmurph]

"breda smells" - leisureplex wall
"the pigs are shitty" - mayfield southern health board building

 

[avernus]

speaking of shit, some knacka wrote "FART" in his own brown on the toilet wall in primary school. his nickname was fart, you see.

 

[The]

Theres a Phil Coulter appreciation conversation on the back of one of the doors in the ladies in the boole library in UCC. I wanted to partake but I forgot my pen

 

[It Will Never Last]

Toilet in UCD, on the toilet roll dispenser:


It read: "pull here for Arts Degree".............

Message board on internet, site call thumped:

"Recycle old joke, we'll get one more snigger out of it..."

 

[righteous harmony]

on a signpost near roxboro roundabout... katie sherlock is a gowl

 

[A few bears in]

"heteros go homo"

"scratchy is the master of nipples"

"cats prefer plain flavoured crisps" (photo)

 

[cpr]

Jacks in U.C.D. post fight club phenomena:

1st rule of fight club: No Faggots!

Also in the jacks of Whelans: Paddy Casey is a ride
Underneath this: No he's not. David Kitt is!

 

[muffin]

on the back of 1 of the laydeez toilets in maynooth arts block there is a list of the most rideable boys which is added to periodically...what they looked like/what subjects they did/how they were in bed...funny stuff..

 

[brianoak]

Yeah hilarious but if it was about girls it would like so sexist man.

on the back of 1 of the laydeez toilets in maynooth arts block there is a list of the most rideable boys which is added to periodically...what they looked like/what subjects they did/how they were in bed...funny stuff..

 

[muffin]

yeah cos it would just be like soooo objectifying us..
and anyways real feminists don't have sex..

 

[coast to coast]

On the way up to Tallaght from Templeogue - "TALAFORINA"

In the jacks in the Ussher in Trinity:

Wag #1: "Why do they keep cleaning up the grafitti when we're just gonna write all over them again?"

Wag #2: "By this same logic, this man does not wipe his arse."

 

[coast to coast]

Also:

"Slow Children At Play" sign defaced to say

"Slow Children Fat Play"

which one inevitably reads as "Slow, Fat Children at Play"



Also:
Trinity Arts Block jacks 5th floor-

"Dance, dance, dance to the Radio"
"Nothing like a bit of Joy Division when you're having a shite."

 

[BC]

on the back of 1 of the laydeez toilets in maynooth arts block there is a list of the most rideable boys which is added to periodically...what they looked like/what subjects they did/how they were in bed...funny stuff..

that was there when i went to college there, and there was also a similar list about women in the blokes toilets.

 

[The]

on the back of 1 of the laydeez toilets in maynooth arts block there is a list of the most rideable boys which is added to periodically...what they looked like/what subjects they did/how they were in bed...funny stuff..

oh ya the usual "any info on x in First Arts"..... I dunno why people bother, it only always gets the same replies.."he's my boyfriend" "he's a faggot" "he fucks squirrels" or " he has a small willy". All UCC boys must fit into one if not all four of those categories.

 

[gugai]

my favourite was a few years agon in the nuigalway bar toilets...
"fuck the law, legalise cannabis"

there were also a few 'gangs' in galway about twenty years ago, or so i'm told, one of them was called the bandits. i think you can still see the classic
"badnits rule" on the wall in fr.burke park.

 

[moc]

i saw a photo from the laydeeez toilet in doyles basically saying that all dublin musicians were ugly.

brilliant.

 

[BC]

my favourite was a few years agon in the nuigalway bar toilets...
"fuck the law, legalise cannabis"

hahahahahahahaha, brilliant!!

 

[Lord Damian]

so let it be written, so let it be immediately photodocumented.

i heart the 21st century.

 

[avernus]

carved into a wall up the road from me it says: "mb is the wrost". its difficult to truly know what their intentions were, but over the years it's become a household phrase.

 

[Rachel666]

at the top of a very steep hill in wicklow under the Yield it says "big willy!", my bro has a provisional. everytime he sees that he laughs so hard we go all the way back down the hill....