Funny things you've seen written on walls (2 Viewers)

[avernus]

obviously there are the assorted "X is a faggot" "Y is a fuckin slut", but have you seen anything particularly hilarious on the walls of toilets, streets or bus stops etc.?

 

[cyclotron]

obviously there are the assorted "X is a faggot" "Y is a fuckin slut", but have you seen anything particularly hilarious on the walls of toilets, streets or bus stops etc.?

"Graphetee" thread on lifestyle section, second aisle on the left sir.

 

[hanley]

"Graphetee" thread on lifestyle section, second aisle on the left sir.

Strange thing to be written on a wall
prob some thumped user after a couple too many drinks thinking a wall was thumped or something

 

[rothko]

"Lorna is massive"

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[Donkey OJ]

erotic rabbit €49.99. not graffitti but it piqued my interest.

when i was a young degenerate (comma) knacker drinking myself and others into oblivion i spray painted "erotic jesus" in gold paint on a car park wall. a couple of days later my mams friend who i reckon is opus dei was telling her about her shock and disgust at what she'd witnessed written on a wall this morning in *her* town. water works and everything there was. them opus dei are way in tune with their emotions. i made her a janes addiction tape and she was grand.

 

[Jaker]

Oh Jesus!(written upside down)

 

[Donkey OJ]

Oh Jesus!(written upside down)

 

[moc]

i saw a photo from the laydeeez toilet in doyles basically saying that all dublin musicians were ugly.

brilliant.

 

[Cormcolash]

"xxxxxx is a foolish wankdog"

 

[tripoli]

Toilet in UCD, on the toilet roll dispenser:


It read: "pull here for Arts Degree".............

 

[Scientician 0.8]

Backstage in the Village has some crackers, the best i can remember is
"Give Ireland back to the apes." or something like that.

 

[rocktopus]

"xxxxxx is a foolish wankdog"

xxxx is a bent-up pig

 

[Ex-User (250)]

"tallaght is gay" on a roadsign on the m50 heading for tallaght.

 

[LMD64]

A loo roll dispenser in the Arts Block toilets in Trinity had "Death to the Pixies" written on it, which some wag had followed up with "and to the goblins". Laugh? I fell off my seat, onto the wee-encrusted floor. You can keep your Oscar Wildes, he's got nothing on the wit of the common or garden lesser-spotted arts student.

 

[muffin]

i havent seen anythin funny but over christmas i was workin nights in my job and as the 'manager' i had to search peoples bags when they were leavin to make sure they weren't bringing home half the fuckin games department with them..so one night im searchin some fuckin johnny blackrock's bag and he pulls out a marker and in his fuckin plummy cultures tones tells me that he carries it to 'tag political shit on my way home'..on his way home..to his fuckin mansion and bmw...wanker..

 

[The Chilli King]

erotic rabbit €49.99. not graffitti but it piqued my interest.

I've seen that too.. I thinks an erotic rabbit is a dildo with cute lil' pulsating rabbit ears that massage the auld 'man in the canoe'.

"Could you keep the language down fella's, I got a kid in here with me"... in a toilet cubicle in a pub in Toronto.

 

[Donkey OJ]

'man in the canoe'.

at 49.99 the man in the canoe is no cheap date.

 

[Dwight]

Toilet in UCD, on the toilet roll dispenser:


It read: "pull here for Arts Degree".............

there's another one there on the inside of a cubicle door that says:

Beware the gay limbo dancing pygmies.

 

[Corey]

The crappers in hogans used to have some stellar one liners all over the cubicles. The laughing helped with the pooping.

 

[avernus]

I remember seeing in the jacks of Whelans "the new NPB songs arent that good". I think I pissed all over the floor after that.

some pub in swords has "x thinks that she's all that, but she's not" in the ladies jacks.