funny things you've heard old people say (1 Viewer)

[jonah]

My grandaunt is rather hilarious at times. She's a little bit obsessed with her hairdresser, who is a youngish man who she informed me is gay with the prefix
"Pals around with his ""lover"". Lover being in airquotes. Always followed with 'but a lovely gossin'. (no idea how to spell that)

I also love it when clearly mental people walk by and she goes
"The poor divil, suffers greatly from the aul' nerves'.

 

[inspector horse]

old man on bus leaving The Square having seen the passion of the christ

"..what they did to that man!..."

 

[David Kronenbourg]

my gran doesn't recognise me anymore : (

 

[Froog]

old taxi driver this morning outta nowhere starts talking about his 75 year old mate who has an 85 year old girlfriend,
"dey're not roiding doh, he can't get it up, that viagra is shite, good for keepin it up but not good for getting it up in de furst place"
"i'll get out here thanks"

 

[snakybus]

sounds to me like good advice, froog! you could be needin' some a that some day

 

[shower another shower]

old taxi driver this morning outta nowhere starts talking about his 75 year old mate who has an 85 year old girlfriend,
"dey're not roiding doh, he can't get it up, that viagra is shite, good for keepin it up but not good for getting it up in de furst place"
"i'll get out here thanks"

Had a taxi driver about 20 years ago that just kept repeating, "are ye goin' for the meat," from O'Connell Bridge to Clontarf.

 

[Deleted member 3435]

Had a taxi driver about 20 years ago that just kept repeating, "are ye goin' for the meat," from O'Connell Bridge to Clontarf.

Was reminded of this today:

[He's not that old but he's a lot older than me.]

My cousin: "Will I get a suit for the funeral?"

Me: "What?"

My cousin: "Are you going to bury the baldy man?"

 

[Flux]

"Catch any trout this weekend??"

- old perv in the local