God I hate the bus, it's getting worse and worse.
Today, on the way into town I was stuck listen to a man tell his friends aBout a great film he saw the other day, people had locked themselves into a mall to escape zombies, american version of 28days. they found manor street's name hilarious "ohh you cant walk around here if you dont have good manners harharhar", that went on for another 15 mins.
On the way home(on a quiet but packed bus) the stoned guy beside me asked:
him"whats the difference between jam and marmalade?"
me"eh i have no idea"
him" you can't marmalde your dick up a girls ass!"
me"oh god".
Maybe it's time I got a bike.
Today, on the way into town I was stuck listen to a man tell his friends aBout a great film he saw the other day, people had locked themselves into a mall to escape zombies, american version of 28days. they found manor street's name hilarious "ohh you cant walk around here if you dont have good manners harharhar", that went on for another 15 mins.
On the way home(on a quiet but packed bus) the stoned guy beside me asked:
him"whats the difference between jam and marmalade?"
me"eh i have no idea"
him" you can't marmalde your dick up a girls ass!"
me"oh god".
Maybe it's time I got a bike.