Favorite sexual manoeuvre (2 Viewers)

[plug]

Mine's the Tromboner.

thats where a bird licks your hole while holding your balls and wanking you off. Its top!

a not very distant relative to the "woody woodpecker"!

 

[Lord Damian]

What???? How am I meant to tell a dude what he needs to do if you won't even tell me what I have to tell him? You're a scab and probably an unimaginative lover and I'm outraged.

if you have to tell a dude anything, i'd say the next thing you should tell him is to get the fuck outta yer bed.

 

[saculusabcybium]

if you have to tell a dude anything, i'd say the next thing you should tell him is to get the fuck outta yer bed.

"how much is the bus into town" ------ Get out -----

 

[Zeelander]

if you have to tell a dude anything, i'd say the next thing you should tell him is to get the fuck outta yer bed.

You've got it all wrong buddy.

 

[oh shit]

if you have to tell a dude anything, i'd say the next thing you should tell him is to get the fuck outta yer bed.

bullshit. all girls are different. vastly different.
vastly.

 

[avernus]

If a girl told me what to do in bed, I'd probably cut her throat. no, only joking. I actually love being told what to do. In fact I'm somewhat of a unimaginative pushover of a lover.

 

[Lord Damian]

you know, massive amounts of rep points might loosen my tongue on the old butterfly issue.

'loosen my tongue'...eh...EH?


ahh, i've become a rep whore. and an unfunny one at that. hold on...gimme a minute to think of how to describe the position.....trust me, though, it's not as revolutionary as you might think....it just rules.

 

[Buzzo]

you know, massive amounts of rep points might loosen my tongue on the old butterfly issue.

This is an IOU, I've already given away me day's rep. Remind me next week.

Now disclose, motherfucker.

 

[zebra heart attack]

I actually love being told what to do.

being told what to do is great. especially when there are whips involved.

 

[Lord Damian]

"how much is the bus into town" ------ Get out -----

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to saculusabcybium again.
seriously..yer tickling the old lol bone today.

ahhh...another position..."tickling the bone"...

 

[Zeelander]

Everyone on Thumped is so sexy today. Yiz little rides.

 

[oh shit]

being told what to do is great. especially when there are whips involved.

i could tell the moment i saw you.. dressed as a lion and screaming

 

[plug]

it's not called the "venus butterfly" is it?

google:

"sexpert.com
It is advisable for the woman to empty her bladder before embarking on The Venus Butterfly technique since it does stimulate the urethra. ...
www.sexpert.com/tips/specialwatch.html - 12k - Cached - Similar pages"

sounds fun

 

[Lord Damian]

This is an IOU, I've already given away me day's rep. Remind me next week.

Now disclose, motherfucker.

like i said, it's not anything super crazy or whatever, so i'll expect "we wasted our time waiting for this???"...but fuck it.

simply put: boy on knees, girl on back, girl's legs over boy's shoulders...the angle of entry tends to stimulate the old graffenberg.

now i feel dirty. HAPPY?!?

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

man, did you go to sex college or something?

 

[zebra heart attack]

i could tell the moment i saw you.. dressed as a lion and screaming

:heart:

 

[Buzzo]

LAME! No rep for you.

What on earth has that got to do with butterflies anyway?

 

[Lord Damian]

man, did you go to sex college or something?

yeah..the school of hard knocks...

 

[oh shit]

i thought that was called foreplay

 

[Lord Damian]

LAME! No rep for you.

What on earth has that got to do with butterflies anyway?

lame? LAME?!?!? bullshit. it might MAKE you lame, but it is by no means a position to be scoffed at.

and yeah, i always wondered why it was called what it is. maybe "buterflies in the stomach"? like, "this dude is so good at this, i'm going to marry him ~~flutter flutter~~"...