Favorite sexual manoeuvre (2 Viewers)

[Zeelander]

it's not called the "venus butterfly" is it?

google:

"sexpert.com
It is advisable for the woman to empty her bladder before embarking on The Venus Butterfly technique since it does stimulate the urethra. ...
www.sexpert.com/tips/specialwatch.html - 12k - Cached - Similar pages"

sounds fun

Sex tips are funny to read. They always make stuff sound organised and not messy.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

like i said, it's not anything super crazy or whatever, so i'll expect "we wasted our time waiting for this???"...but fuck it.

simply put: boy on knees, girl on back, girl's legs over boy's shoulders...the angle of entry tends to stimulate the old graffenberg.

now i feel dirty. HAPPY?!?

hmmm...so it looks like Ricardo Montalban can sleep easy tonight. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001544/

 

[oh shit]

unless you sneak into his room and give him the BUTTERFLY

 

[oh shit]

on the subject of sex, i've resolved not to do it any more, until i'm actually in a full time relationship.
i'm mature like that.

 

[Anthony]

ah Damo, damo, damo damo... nuts

I love the sax, er, sex.

 

[avernus]

ya that doesnt sound in anyway impressive.

 

[plug]

yeah..the school of hard knocks...

school of hard cocks?

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

what about full time one night stands?

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

we need to get some tantric postin goin on here. too many at once gets messy.

 

[avernus]

anyone ever done the whole peeing on the other person thing? it's not really something to do in the bedroom, let me tell you.

 

[plug]

Sex tips are funny to read. They always make stuff sound organised and not messy.

yeah, dunnit?

"now, before I do this I have to ask you; have you emptied your bladder? it's advisable you know.."

or grabbing for internet printouts mid-stroke..

 

[oh shit]

what about full time one night stands?

it's not good man. you end up cutting your hands and trousers and whatnot climbing out the next morning.
seriously, having a girlfriend means you can wait til you're both awake.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

it's not good man. you end up cutting your hands and trousers and whatnot climbing out the next morning.
seriously, having a girlfriend means you can wait til you're both awake.

....ahhh.........!cheezy!cheezy!cheezy

 

[plug]

anyone ever done the whole peeing on the other person thing? it's not really something to do in the bedroom, let me tell you.

GG Allin had the right idea getting into the bath.. anyone seen that bit in hated? where he vomits on his own face? ho ho ho!

 

[avernus]

it's not good man. you end up cutting your hands and trousers and whatnot climbing out the next morning.

I always wait for the person to wake up, so as we can have a nice snuggle - then I get real cold and leave some money on the bedside table.

 

[oh shit]

....ahhh.........!cheezy!cheezy!cheezy

just to clarify.. i meant before leaving.
seriously.
no strings attached sex - does it exist?
i reckon not.

 

[plug]

just to clarify.. i meant before leaving.
seriously.
no strings attached sex - does it exist?
i reckon not.

it's definitely rare..

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

GG Allin had the right idea getting into the bath.. anyone seen that bit in hated? where he vomits on his own face? ho ho ho!

best bit: "i hate you motherfucker"

oh yeah sex and stuff

 

[Lord Damian]

best bit: "i hate you motherfucker"

oh yeah sex and stuff

does he get nekkid in that movie? i've seen him nekkid before, and i totally understand why he was all pissed off. smaller than an infant's cuticle, that one.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

no strangely enough he's completely clothed throughout the entire documentary
i couldn't believe my eyes!