farting infront of a "new" fella for the first time.. (1 Viewer)

[Wheels]

love stinks.

 

[nEiLo]

Toot Alors!

 

[flashback]

love stinks.

...like queefe nuggets.

 

[Super Dexta]

jesus christ lads.

and by lads i mean flashback.

 

[flashback]

jesus christ lads.

and by lads i mean flashback.

Look, its not my fault, its this firefox predictive search thing on my browser here. I was looking for the latest Queen Elizabeth photos, and hit enter without realising.

Luckily I have my Google images safe filter on.

 

[Super Dexta]

you didn't have to share it though

Luckily I have my Google images safe filter on.

This yoke is your friend. I was looking for a picture to explain those tampons with skirts to someone yesterday. I've never seen so many breaking hymens in all my life. double

 

[flashback]

Tampons with skirts...breaking hymens?


Its a mysterious world out there.

 

[timbot]

I think disgust around bodily functions tends to be over-rated, if you have to fart, fart. I don't think I would ever find it gross.

 

[Super Dexta]

Tampons with skirts...breaking hymens?


Its a mysterious world out there.

in light of this thread I think we'd all be better off if vaginas didn't exist. bring back hand-holding and the stork who brings babies.

 

[classic seanc]

Tampons with skirts...breaking hymens?


Its a mysterious world out there.

Women get a seriously raw deal in all things sexual. Or so I've learned. It's ridiculous.

 

[Super Dexta]

Women get a seriously raw deal in all things sexual. Or so I've learned. It's ridiculous.

ah i wouldn't say that now.

apart from the giving birth thing. that can get bent.

 

[flashback]

raw

Eh decorum?
It's a word Sean. Look it up.

 

[Wheels]

My lady is fine with the occasional butt burp, but only in principal. If food's ghost ends up haunting the room then it's a different story altogether.

 

[therealjohnny]

Women get a seriously raw deal in all things sexual. Or so I've learned. It's ridiculous.

yeah! who the hell would want multiple orgasms?

 

[flashback]

That whole "periods" thing takes a lot of the shine off being a woman for me.


As hard as it is for me to send my woman into the back corner of the garden to squat for three days, I would imagine it would be far harder for me to do the actual squatting.

 

[classic seanc]

yeah! who the hell would want multiple orgasms?

I really wouldn't be arsed tbh

 

[classic seanc]

Just let me sleep johnny. Please.

 

[therealjohnny]

hush now

 

[Boozin]

I used to go out with a guy who practically high fived me everytime i let one rip, it was great!
After him, i started seeing this guy who was totally disgusted by my farting so i had to leave the room everytime i had to....

Now i dont know what to do.

 

[Froog]

why is "new" in the thread title in quotations anyways?