farting infront of a "new" fella for the first time.. (2 Viewers)

[cpr]

You aren't alone!!I also cannot go to the loo if there are people standing outside. It's called Bashful Bladder Syndrome and apparently a fair amount of people suffer from it.My family and my boyfriend all think I'm a big weirdo..

oh and a good trick in public toilets is to wack on the hand-dryer on yr way into the stall!

In fairness its not the only reason I think you are a big weirdo.

 

[ravishinrikrude]

he was reading a text that I wrote about him to my friend.... (which was fairly eh detailed)

does he have a big wulliam*?

*= william

 

[Thebeard]

Just say 'sorry kind sir, but i have just made a gaseous anal release, please forgive me'. Or on the other hand just say 'sorry chief, i just released my love gas'. Either way you've got him by the jaffers!

 

[rettucs]

yis big shower of nackers.

birds aren't meant to fart

great thread though

 

[egg_]

happens to some guys at urinals

e.g me
Not always, but often, esp in a crowded place (and ESPECIALLY in croke park)

 

[Thebeard]

We're all human, anal emmissions are all part and parcel of being what we are.

 

[Thebeard]

e.g me
Not always, but often, esp in a crowded place (and ESPECIALLY in croke park)

I feel your plain egg for i too am a sufferer of this disabling affliction. Not always though.

 

[Hector Grey]

e.g me
Not always, but often, esp in a crowded place (and ESPECIALLY in croke park)

having a massive cock helps. high five, dong-brother

 

[therealjohnny]

e.g me
Not always, but often, esp in a crowded place (and ESPECIALLY in croke park)

In situations like this you need to relax

Try picturing every around you naked



with their penises lolling about like drunken eels


oooooh

 

[Lolo]

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birds aren't meant to fart

Are we meant to just explode then?

 

[broken arm]

ladies farts in their sleep

 

[ernesto]

ladies farts in their sleep

fartmares?

 

[flashback]

ladies farts in their sleep

I dont fart in my sleep.
My bum is tightly snapped shut, and I bank them.
Meaning, I'm great to sleep with.
Just dont let me wake up in your vacinity.

Word.

 

[rettucs]

Are we meant to just explode then?

dunno. s'pose

 

[shower another shower]

having a massive cock helps. high five, dong-brother

I only ever pull out enough as not to intimidate.

 

[kevin gallen]

Girls dont fart

 

[Thebeard]

If your girlfriend ever got a case of nightfarts would you stem the flow with you toe?

 

[Sufi]

If your girlfriend ever got a case of nightfarts would you stem the flow with you toe?

OWCH... Surely it would be easier for both of ye just to let it flow.

 

[theweeyin]

This thread is disgusting.

 

[classic seanc]

This thread is disgusting.

prrrp!