"Facts" about asylum seekers! (2 Viewers)

[nlgbbbblth]

Heard an oul wan ask another oul wan on the bus this morning whether it was an 'irish person or another wan of dem foreign nationals that was got for the thing in galway' I'm assuming she meant the manuel riedo murder..but 'another one of them foreign nationals' what's that suppose to mean? I know I was only ear-wigging, but it seems that this oul one has built up an imaginary reality in her mind where 'foreign nationals' are killing Irish people??

the guy they have sounds Irish.

http://www.rte.ie/news/2007/1019/riedom.html

 

[killy kill]

Iresatz?

 

[jane]

Iresatz?

Good one, but I think it would be lost on a lot of people.

Also, maybe I'm showing my ignorance here, but wouldn't that be a better word for an Irish person who's left Ireland?

How about keltoi, the Greek word for the Gauls? Fecking barbarian hordes. Wait, how about barbarians? The Greek word for non-Greek?

Do you think the Greeks spent this much time trying to come up with appropriate and innofensive terms for non-Greek-city-state-nationals?

Antiracistngophanes: We shall *not* call our foreigns after the noises they make! That's *language*! Just because they sound unintelligible to you does not mean they are...are....barbar...wait....unintelligible non-gree....oh, wait....OH, BUGGER YOU.

Carryonmildlyracistotle: Oh, bugger you, you big galoot. Anyway, I think they're just lovely. Really hard workers. Wish they'd stop eating the swans, though. Saw a really filthy one the other day, tried to eat a swan, turned out to be Zeus -- the shame! Why can't I call them BARBARIANS without you calling me a racist? GREEK CITY STATES FOR THE GREEK CITY STATIANS!

Barbarian 1: AAAAAAAARG! [rides all the women]

Barbarian 2: AAAaAAAARG! [steals all the jobs]

Swan: [turns into Zeus] STOP! I AM PROTECTOR OF THIS CITY-STATE! AAAAAAAAAHHHH!

Athena: Shut up dad, *I* am protectress of Athens!

Carryonmildlyracistotle: NOOOOOOOO! THE GODS! WE HAVE ANGERED THE GODS!
Antiracistngophanes: NOOOOOOOO! THE GODS! WE HAVE ANGERED THE GODS!

[cut]!

Where was I?

What was I talking about?

Wait.

Iresatz. Good one. I'll get me coat. Let's not call us barbarians. It appears to send me on tangents.

 

[Unicron]

Yeah, that sounds more like it, she meant 'another one of them foreign nationals' like manuela, its still depressing shit to be overhearing.

They're coming over here, killing out non-nationals. Fucking bastards the lot of them.

 

[Space]

How calling americans american, nigerians nigerian, polish polish, irish irish etc etc?

 

[Scientician 0.8]

No that's racist moose.

 

[jane]

No that's racist moose.

Uh oh, now look who's angered the gods.

 

[Space]

No that's racist moose.

I'm not racist, some of my best friends are non-nationals.

 

[jane]

I'm not racist, some of my best friends are non-nationals.

OOOOH, wait, no, one of my favourites is a really American one, but I'm sure there's an Irish version I'm not really thinking of.

"Naw, when I say n*****, y'all know what ah mean. They's black folk, and then they's n******s. Not all black folk ah N******s and they's got white n*****s, too."

Ick. That's one of those times when I really don't have a response.

Except, I guess, YOU HAVE ANGERED THE GODS.

 

[Space]

We could call peoples people, would that work?

 

[jane]

We could call peoples people, would that work?

IT WOULD ANGER THE GODS.



























But yes, that's kind of what I think. And then we can call people by their names, too.

 

[Space]

But what about the people with the unpronounceable foreign names?

Aha that's it just describe "them" as people with funny names. "People with funny names coming to our country and taking our jobs, stealing our women and eating our swans".

Whatever happened to "we're all god's children"?

 

[jane]

But what about the people with the unpronounceable foreign names?

Aha that's it just describe "them" as people with funny names. "People with funny names coming to our country and taking our jobs, stealing our women and eating our swans".

Whatever happened to "we're all god's children"?

GOD'S CHILDREN HAVE ANGERED HIM.

That works, though. Maybe we should just call everyone 'God's children'? Most people like that. And I mean, like, instead of 'people'.

Like, "I was on Grafton Street today, and I remember now why I never go to town on a Saturday -- so many of God's children, you can hardly move."

Or: "My band played in the Boom Boom Room, but there were only like 15 of God's Children there. Dublin God's children are so lazy about crossing the Liffey."

 

[Scientician 0.8]

What about the atheists?

 

[Space]

What about the atheists?

God loves every one of his children equally.

 

[broken arm]

what's going on heeeere

 

[magicbastarder]

How about keltoi, the Greek word for the Gauls? Fecking barbarian hordes. Wait, how about barbarians? The Greek word for non-Greek?

how about gaijin?

 

[egg_]

"Naw, when I say n*****, y'all know what ah mean. They's black folk, and then they's n******s. Not all black folk ah N******s and they's got white n*****s, too."

Em ... I don't know what you mean, sorry

 

[BonsaiSuperstar]

and the nominees for best international newcomer are.....

 

[Unicron]

The black ones have 3 litters a year. That's why there's so many of them.