Eyeball licking (1 Viewer)

[smellen]

get the eye snot cleared out

oh ya, the ultimate kindness. having someone lick the eye snot out of your eyes. thats a very loving thing to do.

i'm sure some cute furry animals do it. not in a fetish way. just for sight optimisation.

 

[oh shit]

how the hell did you get that? Just from going about day to day?

yeah i remember something hit me in the eye one day and i thought it was strange cos i was wearing glasses, but it didn't really hurt after that so i didn't think about it.
probably lucky then cos it was a coincidence i saw an optician a few days later.

 

[shower another shower]

yes, I've licked her eyeball, and she's licked mine. we've been together nearly 20 years. no big deal.

 

[shower another shower]

In a sexual way, the shame.

 

[theoootini]

oh ya, the ultimate kindness. having someone lick the eye snot out of your eyes. thats a very loving thing to do.

i'm sure some cute furry animals do it. not in a fetish way. just for sight optimisation.

yer feckin avatar is someone lickin an eyeball.

 

[KokaneeCowgirl]

I had to dissect a cow's eye as part of a science class in high school.

I licked it when no one was looking.

 

[classic seanc]

GROWSE STORY,

A woman had an eye infection which went on for a few weeks. She did nothing.
Eventually she woke up one morning to find one of her eyes on the pillow, detached from her head, looking back at her.

The cause: Some weeks earlier she had been on a hen night. Part of the strippers act was to rub his crotch against womens faces, in this case, the woman in this story.
The man had pubic lice, which jumped to the womans face and nested behind her eyeball, eating it from the inside out...


AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

 

[KokaneeCowgirl]

GROWSE STORY,

A woman had an eye infection which went on for a few weeks. She did nothing.
Eventually she woke up one morning to find one of her eyes on the pillow, detached from her head, looking back at her.

The cause: Some weeks earlier she had been on a hen night. Part of the strippers act was to rub his crotch against womens faces, in this case, the woman in this story.
The man had pubic lice, which jumped to the womans face and nested behind her eyeball, eating it from the inside out...


AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

eh..sounds like a bit of an old wives tale no???

Icky though.

 

[classic seanc]

What sort of old wives do you know?!

I was told it by a proper professional sex researcher.

 

[KokaneeCowgirl]

I was told it by a proper professional sex researcher.

There's a job I'd love!!!

 

[cephalopod]

How can you have your eyeball licked by accident??? Hmmm??
Good job you didn't get Shrimped by accident.

Somebody was sort of licking my face, in a dark bedroom, drunk, and accidentally licked my eyeball. And I said, "gosh you just licked my eyeball" "yeah I know, what did it feel like, was it gross?" "No not really, wanna put my balls in yer mouth as well?"

 

[classic seanc]

There's a job I'd love!!!

I've heard stories that would horrify you.

It's a shame that sexy fun has to be ruined by wierdo's and pervs.

 

[Corey]

Some girdlelicked my eyeball once. When you think about it, it's kind of unhygenic. The Noisehole is'nt exactly bacteiria free, and the eyeball's 'lenscover' (whatever) only remains clean because of the ducts and whatnot. Dont do it. It'll end in tears.


There's a lengthy post back somewhere with me boasting about having one of my eyes popped out under a local anaesthetic in order to check out a dodgy looking birthmark. I'll go get it as soon as i'm done looking in this mirror.

 

[flashback]

I've heard stories that would horrify you.

...All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Time to die.

 

[shower another shower]

Is it true that firemen have their eyes popped out from time to time for a cleaning?
Unrelated....the missus just came back from Rome and brought me the most amazing pair of Persol sunglasses. Knows exactly how easily pleased I am.

 

[theweeyin]

Mine did. For 3 weeks.

Srsly, is it getting really stuffy in here?

Yep,
Hurts like hell. Although it hasnt happened in years.
It just comes out on its own after a little bit.

To the above and most of the other posts on this thread I'd just like to say

EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

 

[Corey]

Now that is a genuine surprise.


In other news, i once had my eye popped out under a local aneasthetic in order to get a dodgy looking birthmark checked. I wrote about it before, but i'm too busy looking at myself to go find it.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

...All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Time to die.

heh heh, his leg looks like a big weird mickey. that is his leg isnt it?

 

[rettucs]

Now that is a genuine surprise.


In other news, i once had my eye popped out under a local aneasthetic in order to get a dodgy looking birthmark checked. I wrote about it before, but i'm too busy looking at myself to go find it.

I had my ear taken off once during surgery. Thankfully I was out for the count at the time. I looked like yer man sloth out of the Goonies for about a month after though which was not good for getting a bit of eyeball licking action

 

[Thebeard]

heh heh, his leg looks like a big weird mickey. that is his leg isnt it?

Is that anthony hopkins?