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[Bladez]

Mine is the cover illustration for Mikhail Bulgakov's The Master and Margarita - one of my favorite books. The picture is of the mischievous tomcat Behemoth.

This thread is going to look very confusing in a few months when people change their avatars

 

[jane]

pics pls.

Ha ha, I thought I'd managed to destroy them all as a teenager, which would have been a tragedy because you know, adulthood allows you the hindsight to recognise the hilarity in bad fashion choices. But thankfully, parents are crafty as fuck and they hide things from you when you're a teenager because they know that with each passing week, you're embarrassed half to death with how stupid you looked the previous week, you know, before you were like, really with it and stuff.

In short, the pictures are at my folks' house, safely locked away in a vault. If my future children ever misbehave when they're real little, I'm gonna take out the pictures of me, circa age 10, and go, "You know this is what you're gonna look like when you get older, right?" That'll freak 'em out enough to shut 'em up and start praying they look like their dad.

 

[Jill Hives]

Film still of Elina Lowensohn from the movie Amatuer.

 

[billygannon]

Last week, some guy asked me what my husband did for a living

You're married?

 

[jane]

You're married?

No, he assumed I was because I was clearly too old to be asked what my daddy does for a living.

 

[billygannon]

No, he assumed I was because I was clearly too old to be asked what my daddy does for a living.

You marry to you daddy!

 

[jane]

You marry to you daddy!

We refer to the wedding as a change of ownership.

 

[Kermit McDermott]

Sid James....

 

[oh shit]

Mine is the cover illustration for Mikhail Bulgakov's The Master and Margarita - one of my favorite books. The picture is of the mischievous tomcat Behemoth.

This thread is going to look very confusing in a few months when people change their avatars

oh cool i really want to read that

 

[drkdrk]

Bob, best drill bit salesman in America.

 

[Bladez]

oh cool i really want to read that

Do! Its a fantastic book

 

[shower another shower]

Bob, best drill bit salesman in America.

"If you believe in Bob, all you have to do is walk, to show your faith"

 

[Lili Marlene]

Mine is me having a fight with my girlfriend back in the day

i miss this avatar, i'm gonna go find it

 

[Scientician 0.8]

And nearly on the one year anniversary of the last post.

Mine's me, drawn by my bruvnor.

 

[Kid Lovebeach]

michael mc donald and kenny loggins involved in a back alley song writing duel.

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[pete]

mine is one of the counters in the food court at Funan IT Mall in Singapore.

 

[Diddles]

GO SPEED RACER! GO SPEED RACER! GO SPEED RACER!
GOH-OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

i dont have to explain myself to you

 

[ann post]

dressed as famine victim, halloween 2004, south dakota

 

[killy kill]

mine is from that classic scene in eastenders when dot is being chased by the chelsea headhunters