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[avernus]

Yoga is no joke.
My first yoga class left me as shattered as my first senior bike race. Everyone thinks its dead handy cause you are almost doing nothing. For some reason, it's incredibly hard.
Although I think there are different types of yoga.

what's the one where you sniff everyone's butt?

 

[flashback]

what's the one where you sniff everyone's butt?

Unfortunately I can't assist you in your search for butt sniffing yoga Avernus.
Do you like to sniff other peoples butts, or want yours sniffed.

I would imagine in either case, money would have to change hands.

 

[avernus]

Unfortunately I can't assist you in your search for butt sniffing yoga Avernus.
Do you like to sniff other peoples butts, or want yours sniffed.

I would imagine in either case, money would have to change hands.

that's pretty damn naive of you flashback. I'm pretty sure there's people out there that'll sniff butt for free.






anyway.. I was referring to the high rate of flatulence in yoga classes. creep.

 

[MDR]

I used to do yoga. It was me Mrs Ro and about 40 middle aged women. the teacher goes "this next exercise is good for your private organs and your penis" and me with the only penis in the whole school hall.

Scarleh!

 

[avernus]

I used to do yoga. It was me Mrs Ro and about 40 middle aged women. the teacher goes "this next exercise is good for your private organs and your penis" and me with the only penis in the whole school hall.

Scarleh!

hehehe

 

[flashback]

anyway.. I was referring to the high rate of flatulence in yoga classes. creep.

Completely misunderstood you there.
So... just to be clear, when people flatulate... you like to sniff their butts?
And, you will do this for free?

Generous Avernus. Generous.

 

[avernus]

Completely misunderstood you there.
So... just to be clear, when people flatulate... you like to sniff their butts?
And, you will do this for free?

Generous Avernus. Generous.

never confuse perversion with generosity. that would be a huge mistake.
now... to yoga.

 

[flashback]

now... to yoga.

Exactly.

Is that Michael Stipe in your avatar there?
He looks weird when they don't airbrush his face.

 

[avernus]

Exactly.

Is that Michael Stipe in your avatar there?
He looks weird when they don't airbrush his face.

Yeah, when he was in The Deerhunter. they didn't airbrush too much in those days.

 

[therealjohnny]

Yeah, when he was in The Deerhunter. they didn't airbrush too much in those days.

I heard about this, REM went hunting in the mountains with Ned Beatty and Burt Reynolds. Ned ended up getting raped by hillbillies and Robert DeNiro ended up killing one of them with a cross bow.

It's all there on the Green album

 

[avernus]

I heard about this, REM went hunting in the mountains with Ned Beatty and Burt Reynolds. Ned ended up getting raped by hillbillies and Robert DeNiro ended up killing one of them with a cross bow.

It's all there on the Green album

no DeNiro killed em all - the hillbillies, Burt, Stipe and Dave Letterman.

 

[therealjohnny]

no DeNiro killed em all - the hillbillies, Burt, Stipe and Dave Letterman.

right.. so it was shortly after this that De Niro featured in Mobys video Weapon of Choice? Or was that Dustin Hoffman?

 

[flashback]

What has DeNero, The Green Album and Yoga got to do with Whelans?

None of this thread is making any sense.
It's all making me angry and uncomfortable, I just want to lash out.

Can we get a moderator in to impose some order?

 

[avernus]

What has DeNero, The Green Album and Yoga got to do with Whelans?

None of this thread is making any sense.
It's all making me angry and uncomfortable, I just want to lash out.

Can we get a moderator in to impose some order?

You keep your mouth shut. Moderators got no business in this business.

 

[avernus]

right.. so it was shortly after this that De Niro featured in Mobys video Weapon of Choice? Or was that Dustin Hoffman?

It was Peter Fonda actually.

 

[therealjohnny]

It was Peter Fonda actually.

No i think he was Colombo

 

[nlgbbbblth]

No i think he was Colombo

Peter Falk.

 

[flashback]

Peter Falk.

While I am at it....

 

[therealjohnny]

While I am at it....

he was great in Jaws

 

[Hector Grey]

he was great in Jaws

you mean jews?