Ever kissed a fool? (1 Viewer)

[george mcfly]

or someone who was mentally disturbed?

 

[Lord Damian]

i've kissed plenty of girls...they all count, right? girls.

 

[oh shit]

i'm a fool for you

 

[george mcfly]

i'm a fool for you

get out of my dreams xxx

 

[Latex lizzie]

I'm a bit slow and I kissed hag once.

remember hag.

he was cool.

not like you window lickers.

 

[Jimmy Magee]

or someone who was mentally disturbed?

Both

Every day, in the mirror

The shiteness of this post may in some way contribute to the reliability of my statement.

 

[Zeelander]

Here's a story, which I'm not too keen to tell, but off I go. I just heard this yesterday and I was like "WHAAaaaaAAAaaa".... I also laughed my ass off and I'm going to hell.

A friend of a friend was in Amsterdam and he went out and took some mushies and had a few drinks and got supremely, weirdly high. He met a girl and, you know how it is, you're in Amsterdam and you're high so you think everyone else is high too. There was something odd about the girl, so he figured she was just off her face. He smooched her, brought her back to his hotel and they slept together. The next morning he realised that the girl hadn't been on anything the night before, she in fact had Downe's Syndrome.

Fucking hell.

 

[Latex lizzie]

that deserves a rep.

 

[oh shit]

what's wrong with that? you worried she might be pregnant or something?
zita: pure nazi.

 

[oh shit]

You were far,
When I could have been your start,
You listened to people,
Who scared you to death, and from my heart,
Strange that you were strong enough,
To even make a start,
But you'll never find
Peace of mind,
Til you listen to your heart,

People,
You can never change the way they feel,
Better let them do just what they will,
For they will,
If you let them,
Steal your heart from you,
People,
Will always make a lover feel a fool,
But you knew I loved you,
We could have shown them all,
We should have seen love through,

Fooled me with the tears in your eyes,
Covered me with kisses and lies,
So goodbye,
But please don't take my heart,

You were far,
I'm never gonna be your start,
I'll pick up the pieces
And mend my heart,
Maybe I'll be strong enough,
I don't know where to start,
But I'll never find
Peace of mind,
While I listen to my heart,

People,
You can never change the way they feel,
Better let them do just what they will,
For they will,
If you let them,
Steal your heart,

And people,
Will always make a lover feel a fool,
But you knew I loved you,
We could have shown them all,

But remember this,
Every other kiss,
That you ever give
Long as we both live
When you need the hand of another man,
One you really can surrender with,
I will wait for you,
Like I always do,
There's something there,
That can't compare with any other,

You were far,
When I could have been your start,
You listened to people,
Who scared you to death, and from my heart,
Strange that I was wrong enough,
To think you'd love me too.
I guess you were kissing a fool,
You must have been kissing a fool.

 

[george mcfly]

i dont look like that?!?

 

[oh shit]

george looks a bit, er, different there doesnt he

 

[Wavioli]

what's wrong with that? you worried she might be pregnant or something?
zita: pure nazi.

I propose her username be changed to nazita. I feel it has a certain ring to it.

 

[A Cream Lolly]

On a football trip to Newcastle, one of the lads off the team took a shine to this really pretty local lass. What he didn’t realise, when he was eyeing her up from across the room, was that she was in a wheelchair. Luckily for him he was legless. Unluckily for him, so was she. Undeterred he went over and laid the smooth on! An hour or so later we he was boisterously encouraged as he carefully wheeled her down a steep hill in the direction of our hotel.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

i'm getting a rimjob from a spazzer right now.

 

[george mcfly]

i'm getting a rimjob from a spazzer right now.

rimjob?

 

[oh shit]

don't play dumb now sweetie

 

[Zeelander]

rimjob?

If you don't know what one is I don't think you can be my new boyfriend.

 

[george mcfly]

don't play dumb now sweetie

hohar i could never fool you! hee hee!

 

[ICUH8N]

On a football trip to Newcastle, one of the lads off the team took a shine to this really pretty local lass. What he didn’t realise, when he was eyeing her up from across the room, was that she was in a wheelchair. Luckily for him he was legless. Unluckily for him, so was she. Undeterred he went over and laid the smooth on! An hour or so later we he was boisterously encouraged as he carefully wheeled her down a steep hill in the direction of our hotel.

Hot Quadro-Spaz on a Life Glug action!

"careful of me catheter there, boss"