Eurovision (2 Viewers)

[Alan Remorse]

It never fails me! fucking brilliant!!!

 

[eoinOT]

I only caught the voting. Did Turkey have some kind of ska-core band? It looked hilarious.

 

[Beast]

Every time I try to get out, they suck me back it!

I swear, eastern european people must eat heaping load fulls of Amsterdam mushrooms. I was transfixed and horrified, like watching a car crash.

 

[Goodbye]

painful, truely painful... and not a hottie among them, they all looked like they were carved out of some sort of moist plastic...

It was fun hearing my Dad shout at the telly buh... I hope he never meets Terry Wogan while he refers to the UK as "us"...

And Heineken taists rotten out of cans...

 

[Beast]

Funny, Carlsberg tastes amazing in bottles, just so you know. As for the Eurovision... Whoa, bad Dog! Bad Dog!

 

[Goodbye]

Beer is only good out of a bottle... I dont think sitting around in aluminium does the beveradge any good, flavour wise...

Best beer in the world: Moosehead from New Brunswick, Canada... out of a bokkle buh

Do you recon xena the warrior princess will get more of her kit off in the vih-joe?

 

[nlgbbbblth]

If bottled Heineken held as much as a can..........

Dutch Gold and Stella Art-wah? are king of beers in my house

 

[Goodbye]

you can get dem extra large bokkles buh... buh dey do tend to go a bit flah unless you dog em...

 

[thickaspigshit]

..and we gave you all your points....big lol



Who the fuck are Gemini anyway

 

[Alan Remorse]

Gemini were that amazingly shit band that sang for the UK last year.

anyway, i thought it was fuckin class. Highlights for me were:

-that Euro-disco gay anthem
-the "Shake It" song were the women took all their clothes off
-the ska band for turkey
-The woman who walked around on stilts for no good reason during one song
-Xena
-Ireland only getting 7 points. take that you fucking boring, wooden cunt.

And, of course, Marty Whelan. Legend!

 

[Cormcolash]

Fuck sake, I'm annoyed I didn't see that Turkish ska band now!

 

[pete]

Fuck sake, I'm annoyed I didn't see that Turkish ska band now!

Don't be.

 

[LMD64]

Don't be.

twas better'n ireland's balladeer entry, buh. foster and allen have more panache and verve. the cyprus entry was lovely, though, i want her to sing at my wedding.


and the act in the middle was really good as well, kind of like an delightful turkish riverdance. i wonder where they got the idea from? still though, there wasn't a Michael Flatley in sight, more's the pity. he's such a great cultural ambassador for ireland.

 

[The Chilli King]

Lyrics from the Swedish entry, 'Det gör ont'.......

CHORUS:
Hurts, oh it hurts, really hurts
In the middle of the night
In the light of the day
You know that it hurts, oh it hurts, really hurts
And I wish I could be stronger
No longer afraid
Nobody but me
Could know the way I feel
How it hurts
Oh, it hurts

VERSE:
I'm trying to forget love
The pain I feel inside
I'm clinging to my pillow
And the tears I cannot hide
I wish it could be over
So I could start anew

CHORUS

MID8:
Not easy to remember
And even harder to forget
Whenever I surrender
You're always on my mind
CHORUS

I wish I could be stronger
But it hurts


She even pointed repeatedly at her bum bum when she sang the chorus.

 

[Anthony]

who won?

Eurovision has become deadly. It has moved to some other place and Ireland and Britland are left wondering what the fuck happened.

 

[jane]

who won?

Eurovision has become deadly. It has moved to some other place and Ireland and Britland are left wondering what the fuck happened.

The Ukraine, thankfully. The trend seems to be that the closer to communism the country is, the spanglier the entry. I say, 'Put that Iron Curtain back up!' Newly developing economies and, um, Greeks seem never to fail us. Pity the Italians don't always seem to transfer their amazing pop to the European stage.

Glitz rules. I was so painfully hungover that I could barely stay awake (and thanks to crap like Ireland's entry, was not always encouraged to do so), but I was disappointed with more of the entries than usual: too many crap ballads, not enough sparkle. I want glam, I want fire, I want shit blowing up, dancers throwing each other, and I want some shakin'. More Ukraine-style cack, less Westlife.

 

[Anthony]

Lyrics from the Swedish entry, 'Det gör ont'.......
Hurts, oh it hurts, really hurtsShe even pointed repeatedly at her bum bum when she sang the chorus.

So it wasn't just me then.

 

[mark]

i went to a eurovision party! great skit.
the one on stilts was france, totally weird.

 

[roxy]

i went to a eurovision party! great skit.
the one on stilts was france, totally weird.

Those French fuckers are always looking down on people.

 

[thegoone]

anyone who watches the eurovision has problems