Dutch face-off (1 Viewer)

[nlgbbbblth]

or

 

[daydream_nation]

fucks sake, i thought this was gonna be a clip from face off made even more funny by the addition of dutch voices dubbed over it. disappointing.

 

[daydream_nation]

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[ernesto]

royal dutch is piss.
and everyone knows the nicest of the budget lagers is Pratzky!

 

[daydream_nation]

why does it say post horn below royal dutch?
what...

 

[HMD]

Royal Dutch is far superior to that other muck.

They're both made by the same company with gold being the piss Royal being the decent beer and Oranjaboom* being the premium larger

 

[Lepra]

they're both piss but one is stronger and cheaper. sigh

 

[chutneyfarmer]

I would chose Dutch Gold over most beers I've ever tasted. My most favourite beer of all time nom nom

 

[cpr]

I've chosen to think of this thread as a Dutch footballers horn off since I like neither beer.

 

[CinnamonBoy]

Royal Dutch is far superior to that other muck.

They're both made by the same company with gold being the piss Royal being the decent beer and Oranjaboom* being the premium larger

Dutch Gold is the worst beer I've ever tasted. If I found a can of it lying around after a party I probably wouldn't drink it. Just about anything else would be down my hatch as quickly as I could glug it down.

Royal Dutch is pretty bad too. Is Heineken Dutch? They're pretty shit at making beer, aren't they? Pretty good at making lots of money from it though, clearly.

 

[washingcattle]

Until it went up in price Tuborg was my budget beer of choice now it's just a beer i like.

now Car Parkie is my budget fave

tastes like car park, brewed in a car park, drunk in car parks.

Monarchy can fuck of so dutch gold is vastly better.

 

[shower another shower]

Nothing like room temperature Dutch Gold.

 

[washingcattle]

Nothing like room temperature Dutch Gold.

Agreed.

nothing like a warm flat dutch after a hefty night.


until you get the one that was the designated ash tray at some point.

 

[Froog]

drank dutch mold for years and thought "it's a great beer, people who think otherwise are just snobs". but no, it's fucking piss.

 

[chutneyfarmer]

Until it went up in price Tuborg was my budget beer of choice now it's just a beer i like.

Tuborg is rotten stuff. Actually goes flat 5 seconds after you open the can. Pish!

 

[Froog]

amstel is my can of choice the last few years. mid priced and nice and tasty. stella the odd time too, bottles of it for a quid round my way.

 

[ernesto]

Tuborg is rotten stuff. Actually goes flat 5 seconds after you open the can. Pish!

so very true. tuborg, made by carlsberg people and it takes like piss alright

 

[seanface]

Royal Dutch is far superior to that other muck.

They're both made by the same company with gold being the piss Royal being the decent beer and Oranjaboom* being the premium larger

This and Royal Dutch remind me of m childhood. Good times

Dutch Gold is second only to Carling as the worst lager available.

 

[Froog]

jesus ya, carling is fucking terrible stuff. i got it one new years ina small town with no offies, assumed it was a decent beer cause it had ads and things, but fuck me, only beer i've ever got that was actually undrinkable, like i had half a can and didnt touch the rest.

 

[chutneyfarmer]

I'm not even joking, but such is my love of "the dutch", I want to get an artist friend of mine to paint 3 (large, med, small) Dutch Gold cans so I can hang them on my wall like auld ones used to do with them ceramic duck things back in the day.